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RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 9:59:09 AM)
granted. You will be stopped by a psycho tomorrow who will quiz you on both films, and by answering them correctly, he deems it propper to only chop off one of your hands. I wish I could redo this weekend J

Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 11:41:03 AM)
quote: I wish I could redo this weekend Granted. This time, you get to spend it naked in the exercise yard at the nearest penitentiary. I wish the kids next door would stop screaming!

Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 12:01:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce I wish the kids next door would stop screaming! Granted. Or maybe they haven't stopped...you just cannot hear it over your own. You are suddenly terrified of touching anything and the feel of your carpet, your clothes, your own breathe coming out of your nostrils makes you scream in terror. I wish someone else would go to the grocery store right now.

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 12:12:22 PM)
Granted. Don't believe me? phone them and ask if someone who's not you is buying stuff I wish I had a mildly debilitating, but not painful illness, allowing me to spend 6 months in bed reading and watching movies J

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 5:07:14 PM)
quote: I wish I had a mildly debilitating, but not painful illness, allowing me to spend 6 months in bed reading and watching movies Granted. You have one Teletubbies book to read and The Barney Movie to watch. Enjoy! I wish that I would have a nice Maine lobster for dinner tonight

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 6:34:28 PM)
Granted, but you forgot about you are allergic to lobster, see you in the emergency room. I wish I had a sub, so I can try out all the new toys I bought this weekend.

rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 7:25:08 PM)
GRANTED - But you end-up with Robin Williams who wont sit still, The members of the world bank who are anal retentive hence tight arses, three dwarfs and a grumpy pubescent McDonalds employee who just doesnt want to be there. *I wish that I get that one phone call that will change my life........*

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 9:03:34 PM)
quote: *I wish that I get that one phone call that will change my life........* Granted. It's the Governor. You are not getting a stay of execution. I wish that every time I took something out of my fridge that it would be replaced right away

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 9:40:11 PM)
Granted. That which you remove is replaced by a spoiled and smelly version of same. I wish I could go to sleep right now instead of wasting more time on these goofy messages.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 9:51:27 PM)
quote: I wish I could go to sleep right now instead of wasting more time on these goofy messages. Granted. You fall directly asleep with your face on the keyboard. Somehow your skin retains the waffle look that the keys left. I wish that I could wake up every morning and hear the surf on the beach

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 10:47:43 PM)
Granted but its drowned out by all the seagulls that keep pooping on your car. I wish I could sleep better.

BitaTruble -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/23/2006 10:59:45 PM)
quote: I wish I could sleep better. Granted, but your alcoholic stupor causes you to get fired from your job. I wish I had more minutes available on my cell phone each month.

rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/24/2006 12:11:50 AM)
I wish I had more minutes available on my cell phone each month. [/quote] GRANTED: the phone company says you can - as long as you dial from the far west corner of the arizona desert and only use numbers to ring relatives in Suckastania, any other calls must be made through a customers arse at midnight - apparently you can save heaps that way. I wish that I didnt live at the end of a cul-de-sac.

BitaTruble -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/24/2006 12:59:27 AM)
quote: I wish that I didnt live at the end of a cul-de-sac. Granted. A massive earthquake has taken out your entire city. You now live in Paduca, KY in a trailer park. I wish I could find the perfect dress to wear to my daughters wedding.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/24/2006 6:45:47 AM)
Granted but your daughter is upset with you for coming to the wedding dressed better than the bride and wont talk to you for weeks. I wish I could go to Europe for a months vacation.

Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/24/2006 7:22:24 AM)
I wish I could go to Europe for a months vacation. [/quote] Granted, but you get mugged on the plane on the way over. When you arrive at customs with no identification or money to pay the bribe, you end up in a cell. It takes a month for your passport to turn up, verifying your story, so you are finally released. Bon Voyage! I wish my car was clean.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/24/2006 11:28:33 AM)
quote: I wish my car was clean. Granted. The paint is gone and all that is left is bright, shiny, metal. Cool! I wish that I had a nicer couch.

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/24/2006 12:28:11 PM)
Congratulations, It's so nice, you daren't even sit on it. Pity you had to chuck out the old one to make room for it. Welcome to sitting on a cold floor, and getting Piles. I wish I was rich and powerful J

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/24/2006 6:22:42 PM)
Granted, You are now the ruler of the island Umpapa, you purchased it for $5.00 US, population 3 and dwindling. But you are the most rich and powerful person on the island. I wish that I could fly around the world to see whatever concert I wanted.

yourMissTress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/24/2006 6:28:25 PM)
Granted but you have to fly stand by through each and every airport in both South America and China to get to your one final destination. I wish I could have telepathic abilities.

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