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thegirlincharge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 10:09:22 PM)

Granted...You now remember with great detail every single embarressing, frustrating and nervous moment you had in your life.

I wish I was tied across a large doorway right now!



gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 10:11:13 PM)

Granted.  Now you remember you've asked that 19 times before.  In a row.

I wish I were an oscar meier wiener, that is what I truly wish to be, for if I were an Oscar Meier wiener, everyone would be in love with me!



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 10:21:09 PM)

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I wish I was tied across a large doorway right now!


Granted. The Secret Service arrest you and take you to prison because you are tied up on the White House front door.

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I wish I were an oscar meier wiener, that is what I truly wish to be, for if I were an Oscar Meier wiener, everyone would be in love with me!


Granted. You are an Oscar Meier wiener... you have been eaten... you are in the bowels of an old woman named Gertrude. She love you long time.


I wish that I didn't have to count all the coins I have collected in a big jar.



thegirlincharge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 10:25:40 PM)

"Granted. The Secret Service arrest you and take you to prison because you are tied up on the White House front door"

hmmmm....sounds like a neat fantasy to me! [;)] (sorry couldn't resist)




Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/21/2006 3:52:38 AM)

Granted...you know have Alzheimer's disease...you no longer remember how to count or what coins are for. I wish I had my submissive here right now



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/21/2006 12:47:30 PM)

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I wish I had my submissive here right now


Granted. They are encased in stone and you have no way of getting them out. Have a wonderful time.


I wish that my neighbor would stop bugging me to take them places



mnottertail -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/21/2006 12:54:22 PM)

granted, now it is not your neighbor but your wife. (and we both remember our comments on another thread!!!!!!LOL) 

I wish I would be done with work, RIGHT NOW! 

Ron



Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/21/2006 3:01:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail



I wish I would be done with work, RIGHT NOW! 

Ron


Granted....you are unemployed and unemployable permanantly....enjoy life under that bridge.

I wish someone would give me a massage and a delicious Itallian dinner.



MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/21/2006 5:25:53 PM)

Granted but its George Bush rubbing your back and Donald Rumsfield serving you your italian dinner.
 
 
I wish that I had someone to play with this weekend.



AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/21/2006 5:31:58 PM)

Granted. Sending my stubborn, whining, 4 year old diva daughter and her endless supply and My Little Ponies to your house for the weekend.

I wish my instincts about who to flirt with were better.



DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/21/2006 8:26:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AngelaK
I wish my instincts about who to flirt with were better.


Granted, Medusa -- too bad you turn every man you look at into stone.

I wish I could cuddle up next to my Mistress now.



RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/21/2006 11:58:50 PM)

Granted. You now have mr tickle-esque arms for just such a purpose. Just watch out for traffic

I wish I could do everything I wanted today

J



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/22/2006 9:54:41 AM)

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I wish I could do everything I wanted today


Granted. The problem is that your body moves so quickly through everything that you have ever wanted to do in your lifetime that you get torn apart in the time space continuum.

I wish that my car wouldn't keep breaking down.



SparklyAltoGirl -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/22/2006 10:38:37 AM)

Granted. Now, you have no car and must either walk everywhere or hitchhike.

I wish I could lose 50lbs.



AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/22/2006 10:48:29 AM)

Granted. I'm sure you'll get along fine without your legs from the knees down.

I wish my 14 year old would behave like a reasonable young man on a consistant basis.



MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/22/2006 12:08:06 PM)

Granted but his idea of reasonable is to run off with a rock band skipping the rest of his education.
 
I wish that I could weed out the flakey subs from my CollarMe list.



Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/22/2006 12:51:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress


I wish that I could weed out the flakey subs from my CollarMe list.


Granted but the four that are left are all taken, including the one that belongs to me...we will let you watch though.

I wish my headache would go away.



DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/22/2006 3:15:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cloudz
I wish my headache would go away.


Granted. Right this way to the guillotine, Madame.

I wish I could be the perfect submissive to my Mistress.



rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/22/2006 10:09:08 PM)

GRANTED - but it has taken the rest of your life to perfect it and now your geriatric doctor has banned [sm=m23.gif] you from any excessive exertions

I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish to night?



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/22/2006 11:14:40 PM)

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I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish to night?


Granted. Since you weren't specific I will improvise... your toes start sprouting hair at an alarming rate and your house soon fills up with loads of funky toe hair. I dunno... I am tired OK....

I wish I hadn't wasted my money renting Hostel and Wolf's Creek this weekend... God were they terrible.



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