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knees2you -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 11:11:48 PM)
Granted: But Your Married and Your 7 Wives want a Divorice! Leaving You with, Well You know[:D] I wish to look like Marylin Monroe[:)] Always, Ant[;)]

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 11:18:23 PM)
quote: I wish my car keys will come to me when called............. Granted. But your wallet disappears whenever you call your car keys. quote: I wish I could get a solid spanking tonight to help me sleep Granted. It is given to you by Regis Philbin in a latex cat suit with an opening in the back so his ass is showing. Sweet dreams! quote: I wish I was independantly wealthy Granted. So, where are you going to spend all that fine cash you have on the planet Venus? I wish that the patrons at the bar a few blocks away weren't so loud at night.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 11:19:45 PM)
quote: I wish to look like Marylin Monroe[:)] Granted. She is dead... I wish that the patrons at the bar a few blocks away weren't so loud at night.

sylphgossamer -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 12:45:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish that the patrons at the bar a few blocks away weren't so loud at night. granted. they now party at your house instead. i wish that my house would clean itself.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 1:16:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sylphgossamer i wish that my house would clean itself. Granted, but now that cleaning robot hums like an airplane and you can't shut it off ever or put it outside. I wish I could meet Bono?

MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 8:14:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig quote: ORIGINAL: sylphgossamer i wish that my house would clean itself. Granted, but now that cleaning robot hums like an airplane and you can't shut it off ever or put it outside. I wish I could meet Bono? Granted, but you meet Bono AND his wife... in a pass - by - moment as they go to enter a sex shop and you're not allowed in. I wish I could work as an on-air correspondent for CNN.

Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 8:25:51 AM)
quote: I wish I could work as an on-air correspondent for CNN. Granted, but they send you to Antarctica for a year to cover the penguin migration. This one's for Master: He wishes I'd obey Him all the time.

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 12:41:48 PM)
granted, but when in a fit pf anger he tells you tou to get lost.... I wish c was a bit more technologically minded J

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 1:56:11 PM)
quote: I wish c was a bit more technologically minded Granted. C now wears thick glasses with Scotch tape on them and wears a pocket protector with pens and a belt clip calculator. I wish birds wouldn't shit on my car

Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 3:13:39 PM)
quote: I wish birds wouldn't shit on my car Granted. They now wait for you to step outside and do it on your head instead. I wish I didn't have to have a tooth pulled.

feylin -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 3:53:02 PM)
Granted. They all fall out at once tonight at 11:02 EST. Enjoy that applesauce. I wish my roommates would stop being mean to each other and end their relationship in a mature, sane, civil manner -- like water pistols at dawn or something.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 6:10:48 PM)
Granted but now you cant sleep from all the loud sounds of them making love all the time and in any room of the house including your bed when you are trying to sleep in it. I wish that I had the perfect lawn.

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 6:18:15 PM)
Granted - it is astro-turf and you are constantly tackled and overrun by 300 lb linemen practicing their football plays I wish gas prices would stop going up.....<sigh>,....

Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 6:22:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MochaMistress I wish that I had the perfect lawn. Granted but the tourists, news crews, and people from Ripley's Believe it or Not are camping out on it....enjoying the splendor. I wish I was completely through with my educational pursuits.

Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 6:26:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR I wish gas prices would stop going up.....<sigh>,.... Granted, the gas shortage is complete. There is no more gas...enjoy your 2 ton driveway ornament

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 7:18:52 PM)
Granted you are now qualified to teach puppies not to pee on the rug. I wish I had someone to rub my feet tonight.

DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 9:10:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MochaMistress Granted you are now qualified to teach puppies not to pee on the rug. I wish I had someone to rub my feet tonight. Granted. But he's Edward Scissorhands. I wish I had six-pack abs.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 9:28:35 PM)
Granted! A six pack a day keeps the muscles away. I wish my boss would let me know more than 12 hours in advance that I have tomorrow off. Yours, benji

thegirlincharge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 9:50:15 PM)
Granted...you have the day off...and the next day...and that next...and...well just don't bother coming back! I wish I could find a man that loved to play long spanking games as much as me. :)

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/20/2006 10:00:10 PM)
quote: I wish I could find a man that loved to play long spanking games as much as me. :) Granted. He loves to play long spanking games with his other inmates. I wish my memory was better than it is

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