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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/24/2006 6:32:00 PM   
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I wish that I could fly around the world to see whatever concert I wanted.


Granted: You have a free first class ticket to any concert you chose, as often as you chose. You are, however, deaf as a stone and SEEING is all you will do. Enjoy!

I wish that I could fly

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/24/2006 9:43:42 PM   
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I wish that I could fly


Granted. You can now fly except that you are now owned by a chain smoking old woman named Edith that lives in a trailer and your cage is a bit small for you.


I wish the lawn mowers outside my apartment wouldn't make so much noise

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 3:50:49 AM   
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I wish the lawn mowers outside my apartment wouldn't make so much noise


Granted. The lawn mowers outside your apartment now make slightly less noise. The noise they do make however is the song "It's a Small World" (It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world.)

I wish I had perfect hearing again.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 7:06:59 AM   
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I wish that I had remembered to buy more maple syrup for my pancakes.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 11:25:35 AM   
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I wish that I had remembered to buy more maple syrup for my pancakes.


Granted, but someone stole all your silverwear.
I wish I could lose weight easily.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 2:48:31 PM   
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I wish I could lose weight easily.


Granted. You now have dysentery.


I wish that my bank account would keep growing despite my spending

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 5:28:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, your banking account has now grown beyond your wildest dreams.  However, the IRS has not put a freeze on all your account as they suspect you of money laundering.


I wish I were not allergic to cats and dogs.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 5:29:29 PM   
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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 5:44:53 PM   
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I wish I were not allergic to cats and dogs.


Granted. You are now allergic to everything else.


I wish that people would have more respect for others

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 5:48:20 PM   
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I wish that people would have more respect for others


Granted

girl wishes her family here were closer to her


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 5:52:04 PM   
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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 10:44:08 PM   
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I wish that people would read the rules before they posted to this thread

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 10:45:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

The idea of the game is to corrupt the wish of the person above you.


I wish that people would read the rules before they posted to this thread


Granted, but the only people that will post are the ones that have absolutely no sense of humor.
 
I wish that I had a sense of humor.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/25/2006 11:02:37 PM   
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i wish i could wish really good wishes

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 6:53:50 AM   
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I wish for a new boot rack in my walkin closet.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 12:07:03 PM   
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I wish for a new boot rack in my walkin closet.


Granted. Your walking closet has now taken up sprinting though and it keeps taunting you and running away when you try to put something in it.


I wish I had a new wallet

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 12:38:10 PM   
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 Granted, but it's the last one you will ever own and it's single ply.
 
I wish that Jupiter were closer.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 12:44:49 PM   
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I wish for world peace.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 12:51:01 PM   
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I wish that I could alter the design of man so that they would all have a little mouth complete with tongue one and a half inches above their penis.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 12:56:53 PM   
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I wish I was sitting on my deck, sipping champagne with the setting sun.

Ron

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