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MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/6/2006 1:17:25 PM)
Granted there is more respect in the world, your enemies now respectfully hate you. I wish I had a sub with a PA piercing.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/6/2006 9:01:30 PM)
quote: I wish I had a sub with a PA piercing. Granted. Your sub's penis now has a PA piercing. The Physicians Assistant is none too happy being shoved through someones penis. I wish that every day could be beautiful, and sunny with a slight breeze and about 70 degrees

tade -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/6/2006 9:06:25 PM)
Not granted, where would we "frost brew" the beer?? When I die I wish to be cremated and my ashes sprinkled between Jennifer Tilly's tits.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/6/2006 9:13:33 PM)
quote: Not granted, where would we "frost brew" the beer?? You have to grant the wish... and corrupt it. Sheesh. quote: When I die I wish to be cremated and my ashes sprinkled between Jennifer Tilly's tits. Granted. However, by some oversight you never specified Jennifer Tilly the actress. They sprinkle your ashes on Jennifer Tilly the 390 pound lunch lady with a mole on the tip of her nose... with hair growing out of it. I wish that I owned a huge ranch somewhere in America

tade -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/6/2006 9:19:03 PM)
Oddly enough that's the girl I was talking about... Granted but you have to raise huge horses and clean huge piles of...... I wish I could sleep...

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/6/2006 10:54:51 PM)
Granted but you have managed to sleep through the best sex of your life. Nothing will ever come close to the experience again. I wish I had a 2006 BMW to drive.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/6/2006 11:06:49 PM)
quote: I wish I had a 2006 BMW to drive Granted. You can also select other really awesome cars in your new racing video game! I wish there were more hours in a day

rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 6:29:46 AM)
Granted - but now there are less hours in a night to be able to go out enjoy yourself and also manage to sleep. I wish i knew what i was doing here?

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 8:23:44 AM)
Granted, but now you know why they say ignorance is bliss. We are all living in the Collarme 'Matrix'. I wish I could find more purple fetish toys.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 9:58:01 AM)
quote: I wish I could find more purple fetish toys Granted. In fact, all you can find are purple fetish toys. The problem is that your submissive has a terrible phobia of the color purple and they are useless to you. I think that phobia is called WhoopieGoldbergaphobia. I wish that I owned a nice fishing boat

tade -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 3:38:39 PM)
Granted but it is dry docked in Utah. I wish it would snow..

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 4:51:31 PM)
Granted, but due to global warming by the time it hits the atsmophere is turns to rain. I wish I had my own dugeon.

DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 5:05:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MochaMistress I wish I had my own dugeon. Granted, but it's in the middle of Iran and the Ayatollahs are running it and it's been put together especially for you. They've decided to be the dominants in this relationship and they've got a lot to "discuss" with you. I wish I were happy for the rest of eternity.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 9:13:55 PM)
quote: I wish I were happy for the rest of eternity Granted. Here is a tiny tester bottle of Eternity. Try not to use it up all in one place. I wish that I could be fishing on a nice lake, with beautiful scenery

chainedupnick -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 9:15:06 PM)
Granted... but in your state of perpetual bliss you notice nothing else that happens. Enjoy Eternity! I wish my computer never got too hot for it to work right.

michaelGA2 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/7/2006 9:17:18 PM)
granted, but now you have to pack it in ice in order for it to function properly i wish i had a real Mistress

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/8/2006 1:41:32 PM)
quote: i wish i had a real Mistress Granted. Introducing the Real Mistress Doll. Comes with accessories like leather boots and a bull whip. I wish that they would stop road work during the summer travel and vacation months.

DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/8/2006 9:11:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish that I could be fishing on a nice lake, with beautiful scenery Granted. And the Loch Ness monster has just felt your hook in his mouth, and boy is he pissed! quote: I wish that they would stop road work during the summer travel and vacation months. Granted, and now that the terrorists have let loose the plague, there's very little need for road work anyway. I wish that we were all in paradise.

slaventrainingtn -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/8/2006 9:47:14 PM)
granted, but mr. peabody's coal trained has now hauled everyone to the mohave desert. i wish that people over 60 realize that waitresses in tn make only 2.60 an hour.

slaventrainingtn -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/8/2006 10:01:53 PM)
oops.... trained is supose to be train....new laptop sorry......

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