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OhBeMyMind -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 1:28:33 PM)
Granted. The dog now has a constant, annoying whine. I wish I could read minds.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 1:30:44 PM)
Granted. (you know what I'm saying) I wish I didn't have to be so damn creative all the time. Yours, benji

DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 1:35:48 PM)
Granted. BANG!! Now will somebody bury this dog? I wish I could solve all problems with sweet reason.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 1:42:04 PM)
Granted. Now, every time a problem comes up, you analyze it for which dessert is best eaten in that situation - usually ends up being pure sugar. I wish pasta would not take so long to cook. Yours, benji

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 5:33:45 PM)
Granted. Now all of your noodles limp quickly. I wish there was an easier way to quit smoking.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 5:53:48 PM)
Granted. "We are gathered here today...." I wish my watches wouldn't stop at the most random times. Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 8:28:12 PM)
quote: I wish my watches wouldn't stop at the most random times Granted. Now they stop at the worst possible times. I wish that I could own a successful restaurant

Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 9:10:40 PM)
quote: I wish that I could own a successful restaurant Granted, but soylent green hasn't been approved for human consumption by the FDA and you're shut down. I wish everyone who said they'd be somewhere at a specific time would actually show up at that time.

HouseofBear -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 9:12:57 PM)
Granted, and the somewhere is at your place everyday all day long. I wish I had some Godiva chocolate liquer right now.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/14/2006 10:59:45 AM)
quote: I wish I had some Godiva chocolate liquer right now Granted. However you have no container to hold it in and it splashes to the dusty, dirty floor. I wish that my Mother has a good time when I take her out to eat today.

HouseofBear -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/16/2006 6:17:52 PM)
Granted, your mother drinks too much wine in her fun, and dances on the table top naked singing tequila makes her clothes come off. I wish I had more weekends off from work.

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/16/2006 6:31:58 PM)
quote: I wish I had more weekends off from work. Granted..."We are gathered here today...." (thank you benji) I wish that I was spending this weekend at the beach... C

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/16/2006 10:56:46 PM)
quote: I wish that I was spending this weekend at the beach... Granted. You are shipwrecked. I wish that I could get the image of my drunk mother dancing naked on the table and singing... that's just wrong.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/16/2006 11:24:36 PM)
Granted, instead you see benji dancing on a table top naked! I wish I had more film for the show and a box of pop corn.

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/17/2006 12:11:57 AM)
quote: I wish I had more film for the show and a box of pop corn. Granted but you accidently left them in your car, along with you keys...and dammit, you locked the fool thing too... Speaking of cars, I wish I had the money for the repairs mine needs... C

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/17/2006 12:15:09 AM)
Granted but you take it to a shop with a new mechanic, he changes the oil and puts the wrong sized filter on, thus while driving around oil spurts all over your engine and the engine eventually blows up. I wish I had an extra set of keys!

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/17/2006 12:18:58 AM)
quote: I wish I had an extra set of keys! Granted...and they're at your ex's, who still has an unhealthy obsession with you and is now listening to the voices in his head which has slipped past the aluminum foil hat he wears and he is concerned that you are possessed by demons and he must exorcise them through a small hole drilled in the back of your skull. I wish that it wasn't going to be hot as hell again tomorrow. C

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/17/2006 12:20:59 AM)
Granted its only going to be 2 degrees cooler. I wish I had a tin foil hat damnit! Those mad cows flying around could hurt someone!

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/17/2006 12:25:34 AM)
quote: I wish I had a tin foil hat damnit! Those mad cows flying around could hurt someone! Granted...but instead of repelling the flying mad cows it just enrages them into kamakaze style dives towrds your hat... I wish that I had the latest Nick Cave CD... C

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/17/2006 12:28:11 AM)
Granted but the cd attracts all the hovering cows and they poop on it as they fly past I wish your cd didnt smell so bad ewwww

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