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Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/8/2006 10:42:53 PM)

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i wish that people over 60 realize that waitresses in tn make only 2.60 an hour.


Granted. They are so upset to learn this that they organize a statewide boycott of all restaurants.


I wish that I had broadband Internet service instead of dial-up



DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/9/2006 9:26:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that I had broadband Internet service instead of dial-up


Granted, and at your home in a poor Third World country, you actually get electricity provided for it during a short period of the day.

I wish I were the sexiest man alive.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/9/2006 10:55:33 PM)

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I wish I were the sexiest man alive.


Granted. You are now George W. Bush. Hey... someone thinks he is the sexiest man alive. 

I wish that I could go back to high school and do things a lot differently than I did.



HouseofBear -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/10/2006 8:43:02 PM)

Granted, however you are now stuck at the eternal age of 15, reliving it over and over.


I wish that leather clothing was not so expensive.



DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/10/2006 8:46:56 PM)

Granted. Your pet's skin looks great on you.

I wish I were a genius.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/10/2006 10:22:43 PM)

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I wish I were a genius.


Granted. Let's go Rainman.


I wish that my bathroom would self clean



HouseofBear -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/11/2006 6:00:23 PM)

Granted, every time you sit down on the toilet it begins scrubbing with the brush, splattering bowl cleaner and water all over your behind.

I wish my kids would clean up my van for Mother's Day.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/11/2006 6:21:04 PM)

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I wish my kids would clean up my van for Mother's Day


Granted. They really want to do something special for it though so they spray paint the van hot pink with neon green stripes.


I wish that there was something on TV that was worth watching tonight.



DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/12/2006 3:09:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that there was something on TV that was worth watching tonight.


There is. But it's in Baluchistan. It would make wonderful sense if you speak Baluchi. And if you get the Baluchi channel.

I wish I was the perfect submissive for my Domme.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/12/2006 5:48:52 PM)

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I wish I was the perfect submissive for my Domme


Granted. You are now a little puppy.


I wish that I had something really wonderful to give my Mom for Mother's Day



OhBeMyMind -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/12/2006 5:57:35 PM)

Granted.  He is 21, tall, dark, handsome, hung, with a great body, You will call him dad one day.

I wish I had a great tan.

~oh



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/12/2006 8:46:02 PM)

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I wish I had a great tan


Granted. You have a great tan on your finger. It looks strange and everyone thinks you have been exposed to some sort of chemical weapon. You get hauled away in the still, small hours of the night by military men and placed in a cell, deep below the earths surface.


I wish I had surround sound for my TV



OhBeMyMind -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/12/2006 8:56:27 PM)

Granted.  Your ears swell to the size of your head, then fall off and you become deaf.

I wish my next door neighbors would move far far away.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/12/2006 9:06:53 PM)

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I wish my next door neighbors would move far far away


Granted. You, however through your job you get transfered to the same state, city, and street that they live now and are not only their neighbor, but you both share the same house.


I wish that I could keep coming up with witty and interesting wishes and responses for this thread.



rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 9:08:04 AM)

GRANTED - but no-one can read the obscure chinese language you type in.
 
I wish to be able to leap tall men in a single bound, be faster than a speeding cop 
and know exactly where there is a carpark at any given time.



CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 10:29:02 AM)

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I wish to be able to leap tall men in a single bound, be faster than a speeding cop 
and know exactly where there is a carpark at any given time.


Granted...isn't it wonderful to be an Anime character in a graphic novel?

I wish for clarity, awareness and compassion.

C



gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 10:36:30 AM)

Granted.  However, you're no longer welcome on CM.

I wish I could think of the perfect wish, which no one could corrupt.

Yours,


benji



LadyMedhbh -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 10:42:08 AM)

Granted with great pleasure.

I wish that Bush was not coming to Austria in June.  I left the U.S. to get away from the politics there!



gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 10:53:11 AM)

Granted.  He's now coming tomorrow, and upon his arrival, he's being elected as President of the United States of Austria. 

I wish Gilette did not make such amazing products which I have to buy all the time.

Yours,


benji



LadyMedhbh -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/13/2006 10:59:06 AM)

Beast!  Now I have to move again!

Granted... after you puchase everything Gilette has to offer.

I wish My youngest dog was not such a barker.



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