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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 10:43:55 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted but when you get to the airport its closed and theres no refund for your ticket so you just have to go back home.
 
I wish I was soaking in a hot tub tonight

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 10:48:22 PM   
talibahh


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granted... but there is a faulty electical connection somewhere and you get electrocuted


i wish i had a chef to cook for me tonight

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 11:03:10 PM   
Gauge


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i wish i had a chef to cook for me tonight


Granted. It is the Swedish chef from the Muppets.


I wish that I could get some sleep.



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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 11:39:42 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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I wish I wasnt bored lol

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/18/2006 1:04:18 AM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Granted...the ATF has received a tip that you are stockpiling AK-47s in your place; the IRS has sent you a notice that Monday you must come in for an audit over the last seven years of taxes; your ex has decided that you should be involved in a poly relationship with two hardline Mormons while a local televangelist has decided to ask his 'flock' to picket your residence after learning of your sexual deviance; your closest friend has become an Amway distributer and invites you to coffee while your cousin has joined another, lesser known MLM and has decided to try to recruit you to his downline at the same time the phone rings letting you know that there are spacemen landing in her bathroom in small spaceships trying to take over her mind with their telepathic beams...still bored?

I wish that I didn't have to go to work this morning...


C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/18/2006 5:44:19 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Granted.  So you stay home and discover that beam of light from the alien space craft is directed right down over your house.  And mmmm mmmm boy are they hungry today!

I wish I had a nickel for every email sent by a troll.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/18/2006 8:25:16 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted but suddenly your oppinion changes and these trolls are now your poly boyfriends so instead of getting money you watch the crabs hopping back and forth between the new boyfriends and you have to pick them out with a nit comb.
 
I wish I would have gotten more sleep last night

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/18/2006 1:58:21 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I would have gotten more sleep last night


Granted, but you wet the bed.


I wish that I had some chocolate.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/18/2006 9:10:57 PM   
HouseofBear


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I wish I had three paid weeks off from work in order to get some of the house renovations done.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/18/2006 9:31:58 PM   
Petruchio


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I wish I had three paid weeks off from work in order to get some of the house renovations done.

Unfortunately, when you pumped up the tires, the mobile home rolled down the hill into the hollow.

I wish we had a new (not necessarily Democratic) president.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/18/2006 10:27:48 PM   
Evanesce


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I wish we had a new (not necessarily Democratic) president.


Granted, but the Mickey Mouse fan club is now picketing 'cause they want their leader back.
 
I wish it would hurry up and get warm so I can turn off my flippin' furnace!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 2:25:32 AM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted, you are now very warm but the furnace is stuck in the on position at the highest setting.
 
I wish I could eat ice cream without getting sick.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 6:49:26 AM   
Evanesce


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I wish I could eat ice cream without getting sick.


Granted, but now everything else makes you sick, so you live on a diet of nothing but ice cream and wind up weighing 872 lb.  They bury you in a piano box, with a headstone that reads "She lived for ice cream."
 
I wish Master would call and tell me to come pick Him up already!!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 7:19:13 AM   
chainedupnick


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Status: offline 		Granted; He does, and you go and pick Him up. Then He asks you to put Him back down, and to go home and wait for Him to call you for a ride home, later.

i wish i always said the right thing at the right time.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 8:31:18 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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I wish I could get this headache to go away, any advise?

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 11:19:34 AM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted, the headache migrated to be a toothache and you cant get in to the dentist anytime soon.
 
I wish I wasnt so jet lagged right now.
 

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 11:31:12 AM   
redpetals


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Status: offline 		i swear this works,,fresh basil leaves.chewed like coco leaves..there's something in it that releases endorphines..

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 1:15:49 PM   
akisha


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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress

Granted, the headache migrated to be a toothache and you cant get in to the dentist anytime soon.
 
I wish I wasnt so jet lagged right now.
 



Granted, now your extremely hyper but locked in a cage

I wish I had a 1967 Stingray rag top

< Message edited by akisha -- 5/19/2006 1:16:44 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 4:08:11 PM   
littlesubjess


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Status: offline 		Granted, but its so "ragged"  that when you put it on, it falls off lol

I wish i was allowed to smoke in my bedroom ...

jess xxx

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 5:35:36 PM   
Littlepita


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Status: offline 		Granted, but then you fall asleep and set the room on fire and have to sleep outside in a tent for the next 3 months.


I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake with sprinkles on it.

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