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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:30:09 AM   
CERCKL


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I wish your cd didnt smell so bad ewwww

Granted...next to the pissed off skunks in your locked car eating your popcorn it doesn't smell bad at all.

I wish that I wasn't hanging out in this section of the forums...

C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:32:41 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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I wish I could have chocolate without having to use insulin ( ouch )

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:33:15 AM   
MistressLove999


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Status: offline 		Granted the cd no longer smells  but, the trash your downstairs neighbor forgot to take out does.

I iwsh I could get my sorry ass off this pc and go to bed.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:34:28 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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I wish sleeping was something that I did more than 3 hrs a night ( ick )

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 1:15:16 AM   
MistressLove999


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I wish I could hit the lottery

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 1:17:40 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted but the IRS takes it all away so all you get is the damn t-shirt.
 
I wish everyone has a great night and sleeps sweet when they head that way.
( cause I have got to get my coupla hours in so I'm off to bed)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 3:43:29 AM   
cuddleheart50


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I wish I could stay home today and not go to work.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 5:05:08 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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I wish I could wake up lol ( coffeeeeeeeee I need coffeeeeeee lol )

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 5:09:13 AM   
rivenmoon


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I wish wet dogs didnt smell bad.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 5:10:43 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted but now you have sweet smelling doggies that attract bee's
 
I wish the weather would clear up so I can go work in the flower garden!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 11:27:12 AM   
Gauge


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I wish the weather would clear up so I can go work in the flower garden!


Granted. It is now 125 degrees with a 98% humidity level. Enjoy the garden!


I wish that I wouldn't have to clean my fridge out all the time.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 11:42:39 AM   
Najakcharmer


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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that I wouldn't have to clean my fridge out all the time.


Granted.  You are abducted by aliens who take your entire house with you in it.  They dump you back on earth after implanting a satellite dish in your lower left colon, but they accidentally swap your house for one belonging to a doglike quadrupedal sentient native to Betelgeuse III.   You didn't like your kitchen that much anyways.

I wish I owned the sexiest and most perfectly submissive slaveboy in the world.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:13:44 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish i had more money this week

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 2:18:23 PM   
Gauge


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Granted.  You are abducted by aliens who take your entire house with you in it.  They dump you back on earth after implanting a satellite dish in your lower left colon, but they accidentally swap your house for one belonging to a doglike quadrupedal sentient native to Betelgeuse III.   You didn't like your kitchen that much anyways.


What... AGAIN? You are strange... I like you.

quote:

i wish i had more money this week


Granted. You are dead broke for the rest of the year though.


I wish that I could see through women's clothing.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 2:20:44 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


I wish that I could see through women's clothing.


Granted but it only works on crossdressers.

I wish I could loose those last ten pounds.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 3:12:18 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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I wish I didnt have to ever do dishes lol.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 8:13:52 PM   
MistressLove999


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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

Granted but you gain back another 20 pounds after the fact.
 
I wish I didnt have to ever do dishes lol.




Granted but now you have the dirtiest fingernails in town  (all that gardening)


I wish I was in a better mood tonite

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 8:57:39 PM   
Evanesce


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I wish I was in a better mood tonite



Granted, but all that maniacal laughter is frightening local children and small woodland creatures. 
 
I wish I didn't have so many errands to run tomorrow.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 10:28:03 PM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted, youve sprain your ankle so bad that all errands have to be done with a crutch so now you dont have to run.
 
 
I wish I had a sub here with me tonight in the hotel room to rub my back until I fell asleep.
 

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 10:34:04 PM   
talibahh


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Status: offline 		granted... i'll be right over

i wish i were flying overseas tomorrow...

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