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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 5:54:00 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I had an espresso machine at home.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 8:04:32 PM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		Granted, but now the entire neighborhood knows you have one and has decided you're closer than Starbucks, so they now beat your door down at 5:30 am every day for their morning caffeine fix.
 
I wish I could remember if I took Master's new glasses back to the optometrist's to get new lenses or if I've just lost them somewhere in the house.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 8:31:42 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted, you realize you lost them and search everywhere for them with no luck. That night while getting in the bed you suddenly get an idea, unfortunately the idea goes crunch right beneath your butt as you sit down and discover his glasses in the bed.
 
I really wish I had gone out for the evening.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/19/2006 10:27:34 PM   
Gauge


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I really wish I had gone out for the evening.


Granted. While you were away a small, angry herd of gophers infested your house.


I wish that I could have enough money to help everyone I know that needs it.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/20/2006 8:05:08 AM   
Littlepita


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you would soon know so many needy people that all your time would be taken up with helping them and never anytime to give to yourself.


I wish I didn't have to go iron this huge pile of clothes of ours.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/20/2006 9:46:59 AM   
Gauge


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I wish I didn't have to go iron this huge pile of clothes of ours.


Granted. Now you have to iron this big pile of my clothes.

I wish that I had some new shoes


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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/20/2006 11:44:04 AM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted but they are 3 sizes too big and you walk out of the at every other step.
 
I wish that it wasnt so cloudy today so I could have a clear view of the mountains out of my window.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/20/2006 12:58:19 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		Granted, however it stays clear and all the greenery dries up from the drought.


I wish someone would put up the sheet rock for us where we could finish the new bathroom.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/20/2006 9:04:36 PM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted, I will be right over to put that sheet rock up for you. Err Ummm , dang it I hate when I sheet rock over the doorway.
 
I wish I wasnt so horney tonight.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/20/2006 9:06:40 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		Granted, you are now only horny in the middle of grocery stores or other public places during the day.

I wish I could go to the ocean tomorrow.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/20/2006 9:49:38 PM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted but due to global warming the ocean has dried up.
 
I wish that I had a male sub laying at the foot of my bed tonight to keep my feet warm.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/21/2006 9:43:01 AM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		Granted.  You now have a very submissive chihuahua that gets nervous and pees on your feet every time you roll over in your sleep.
 
I wish there was a way to lose 100 lb overnight without surgery.

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"There's never a hero in a battle of ego." - Big & Rich


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/21/2006 10:01:35 AM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted, open the fridge and throw away the 30lb ham, 30lb turkey, 10 lbs of ground beef, and 30 lbs of steaks. That should about do it.
 
I wish that I could live on a nice 5 acre lot in the mountains away from noisy neighbors.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/21/2006 6:23:30 PM   
DelightMachine


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Status: offline 		Granted, and you'll be up at four in the morning to sing with the other nuns at Mass, but silent the rest of the day, for the rest of your life.

I wish to be happy for eternity.

< Message edited by DelightMachine -- 5/21/2006 6:24:37 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/21/2006 8:16:32 PM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Granted...it's better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.

I wish that I had broken through this pattern of karma...

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< Message edited by CERCKL -- 5/21/2006 8:17:03 PM >

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AND I AM TOO AN ASSHOLE, I HAVE REFERENCES!!!

"Please, please, please believe me, I really am an asshole. All that Enlightenment and Higher Learning shit was all a ruse."

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/21/2006 8:18:06 PM   
missgiveNTake


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Status: offline 		Granted, but your new karma gets you locked up in an House for the sanely challenged.

I wished my kids would do their chores right the first time.

< Message edited by missgiveNTake -- 5/21/2006 8:19:31 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/21/2006 8:47:43 PM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Granted but they wait until they have returned in their next reincarnation.

I wish that I had insight which wasn't hindsight.

C

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AND I AM TOO AN ASSHOLE, I HAVE REFERENCES!!!

"Please, please, please believe me, I really am an asshole. All that Enlightenment and Higher Learning shit was all a ruse."

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/21/2006 9:09:05 PM   
missgiveNTake


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I wished I had a banana split.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/21/2006 10:17:34 PM   
Gauge


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I wished I had a banana split.


Granted. (I am showing my age here... if you don't get it... Google it) You may have your choice of Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper or Snork.

I wish that I wouldn't age

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 5:43:33 AM   
MochaMistress


Posts: 275
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Status: offline 		Granted, each year you get younger instead of older until you are back to a twinkle in your papa's eye.
 
I wish I could think of a good reason to take another day off work today.

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