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Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/31/2006 9:51:31 AM)
quote: I wish that the birds wouldn't wake up before my alarm clock goes off. Granted. The birds are silent. However a herd of elephants has moved into your neighborhood and they wake up earlier than the birds used to. Today is the perfect temperature and weather outside. I wish I could live in a climate like this all the time.

akisha -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/31/2006 10:05:52 AM)
Granted, but you are there all alone with nothing to do but enjoy the sunshine. I wish i was independantly wealthy, beautiful and tall. s

Wolf1020 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/31/2006 10:12:49 AM)
granted, but then you'd be an anorexic super model with no throat left I wish I was a movie star

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/31/2006 10:16:00 AM)
quote: I wish I was a movie star Granted. But they want you to do a nude scene and you must shave all your body hair... you refuse because of your failed business ventures in the past and so they cast you as Bigfoot for a new documentary. I wish I would get the hang of these torrent things on the Internet

MistyMenthal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/1/2006 9:23:41 AM)
quote: I wish I would get the hang of these torrent things on the Internet You will but you must first lose Your Soul.[:D] I wish for a New Car. BLOWING KISSES Misty

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/1/2006 9:59:24 AM)
quote: I wish for a New Car. Granted. Spiffy Yugo you got there... and in Lime Green no less! I have run out of things to wish for. I wish that I could wish for more things.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/1/2006 6:25:00 PM)
[/quote] I have run out of things to wish for. I wish that I could wish for more things. [/quote] Granted but the things you wish for never make you happy. I wish I had a really sweet male sub to come vacuum my carpets for me.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/1/2006 10:48:06 PM)
quote: I wish I had a really sweet male sub to come vacuum my carpets for me Granted. He is sweet, sexy, and smells like rotted cabbage all the time. I wish that I had central air conditioning in my apartment.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 6:01:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish that I had central air conditioning in my apartment. Granted, now you apartment has no walls or windows, not only do you have central air you now have natural lighting. I wish my tooth didnt hurt.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 6:05:25 PM)
Granted. Now your teeth hurt. I wish work was not at 5 fucking AM. Yours, benji

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 6:18:34 PM)
Ok, work just called, they would appreciate if you came in at 3:30 am from now on...and to stop fucking. I wish my dog would stop pissing on my carpet. C

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 6:26:37 PM)
Granted. Now it's me. And I'm not yours, for the record. I wish my new art were already here. Yours, benji

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 6:30:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I wish my new art were already here. Granted but its was delivered to the wrong house and instead you ended up with their Elvis on velvet portrait. I wish gooddogbenji was mine to cuddle.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 6:35:20 PM)
Granted. Just send me the airfare to get there, I'm in Nigeria now, I know I said I was in Canada, but my sister died, and I had to fly home. I wish Mocha was not so far away. Yours, benji

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 6:49:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I wish Mocha was not so far away. Granted, there is an espresso stand thats open 24 hours a few blocks from where you work and you can get a Mocha to suck the whipped cream off and enjoy the warm chocolate taste on the tip of your tongue any time you want. I wish I knew how Benji knew that was the only kind of email I got was from subs in Nigeria wanting plane tickets.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 6:50:44 PM)
Granted. He's the one sending it all. I wish MochaMistress could be found at said espresso stand. Yours, benji

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 7:00:58 PM)
Granted but she is actually in England because has a sick sister and needs you to send a plane ticket to her. LOL I wish I have a photo of gooddogbenji emailed to me.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 7:07:14 PM)
Granted. But before you can open it, the Mods nail you for trolling in the forums, and ban you from CM. I wish I was tired, so I could go to bed. Yours, benji

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 7:12:33 PM)
Granted now you are tied to the bed. Oh my bad, misread your wish. But now you are too tired to get out of the chair and go to the bed. I wish I have beautiful roses growing in my yard.

HouseofBear -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 9:43:00 PM)
Granted, however a drought comes and they die quickly, I wish my new lilies would somehow plant themselves in my yard.

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