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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/28/2006 10:26:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish that I didn't have to cut my mom's grass all the time. Granted, but now this lecherous old fart that you don't like the looks of has moved in across the street from your Mom and is now mowing her lawn for her. I wish I could find a decent handy man around here.

DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/28/2006 10:31:38 AM)
quote: Granted, but now this lecherous old fart that you don't like the looks of has moved in across the street from your Mom and is now mowing her lawn for her. I wish I could find a decent handy man around here. Granted, but he's the same lecherous, disgusting old fart that was living across the street from Gauge's mom. And he has designs on you. I wish I could have perfect health.

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/28/2006 1:50:52 PM)
Granted, you live forever and can’t die. You’ve done everything that you ever wanted to do and are now bored of life. I wish I wasn’t always so morbid in these posts.

sexfairy2005 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/28/2006 2:40:26 PM)
Granted..but you will have to listen to show tunes to get out of that morbid mood I wish that my lawn could cut itself

Aileen68 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/28/2006 3:09:23 PM)
Granted. But it does so at three in the morning...every morning. I wish I had the perfect summer tan.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/28/2006 10:27:15 PM)
Granted, however you have now turned into George Hamilton. I wish that my carpets were stain resistant and never needed steam cleaning.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/28/2006 10:38:33 PM)
Granted, but they are a hideous color that doesn't go with anything, and they have a texture similar to astro-turf. I wish I could afford that designer handbag I looked at today while shopping.

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 3:14:26 AM)
Granted but you need twenty of them to carry everything you normally hold in a handbag. I wish I could get a perfect score on at least one of these online tests that people give me links to on here.

sexfairy2005 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 4:07:54 AM)
Granted but now you are a online quiz taking genius and have time for nothing else I wish i could afford a new car

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 8:32:28 AM)
quote: I wish i could afford a new car Granted, but everything you ever need to do or see is within walking distance rendering a car useless to you. I wish I would get off the computer and go get ready to go out.

MasterRenegade77 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 12:18:15 PM)
Granted but now the Party's at your house so you'll miss it... I wish I could find Love...

akisha -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 3:06:45 PM)
Granted and he's a beautiful golden retriever (i'll play right this time so as not to get sent back into the corner g ) I wish someone else could do my excersise routine but I'd still get the results

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 5:09:13 PM)
quote: (i'll play right this time so as not to get sent back into the corner g ) Nicely done. You get a gold star. [:)] quote: I wish someone else could do my excersise routine but I'd still get the results Granted. While being sedentary and benefiting from the exercise would be ideal, the only results you get are the fact that you are sweaty and sore all the time. I wish that it would be just a few degrees cooler and that I not get sent to the Arctic or Antarctic for my wish being granted... HA! Foiled you!

Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 6:34:54 PM)
quote: I wish that it would be just a few degrees cooler and that I not get sent to the Arctic or Antarctic for my wish being granted... HA! Foiled you! Granted, but that freezer's been chained shut and you're running out of air. I wish I'd not been so stressed out today and eaten the six giant gumdrops I just ate.

DelightMachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 7:13:05 PM)
Granted: You were not stressed out today and did not eat those six giant gumballs. Instead, you were in stress-free bliss, high on LSD. And you ate six giant, cafeteria-size cans of peaches. The ICU staff is pumping out your stomach now. But you're still in stress-free bliss. (Wait till morning.) I wish my time in Purgatory is short -- andIdon'tgotoHelleither!

puella -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 7:45:46 PM)
I turn in all the time served on my knees.... in the convent (you and your dirty mind!), and your wish is granted! I figured it had to be good for something, some day... I wish I could eat everything I wanted and have a super fab bod!

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/29/2006 10:07:03 PM)
quote: I wish I could eat everything I wanted and have a super fab bod! Granted. You can eat everything you want. You weigh the same as the state of Texas and you are dating Pam Anderson. I wish that I had the cure for every vile disease known to mankind.

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/30/2006 3:04:40 PM)
You closed Pandora’s Box the last thing you put back into the box was hope. Now as well as people living forever, leading to a mass of living flesh covering the earth due to over crowding, people also have no hope of change. I wish I wasn’t turned on by the idea of an orgy of living flesh outline above. I’m just weird in the head me.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/30/2006 10:08:44 PM)
quote: I wish I wasn’t turned on by the idea of an orgy of living flesh outline above. I’m just weird in the head me. Granted. Now you are turned on only by goldfish turds. I wish that my ear would stop hurting.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/31/2006 6:45:43 AM)
Granted, it fell off but the pain moved to your butt. I wish that the birds wouldn't wake up before my alarm clock goes off.

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