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Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/2/2006 10:20:10 PM)

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I wish my new lilies would somehow plant themselves in my yard.


Granted, but they plant themselves in random spots throughout the yard so you have to choose between not mowing your yard or mowing around all 250 of them.
 
I wish my furniture could dust itself.



MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/3/2006 9:35:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Evanesce
I wish my furniture could dust itself.


Granted but it thinks everything that sits on it is dust too, including the dog, the cat, you, and anyone else that sits on it gets swished off by a giant feather duster.
 
I wish someone would come weed out my flower bed for me.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/3/2006 9:38:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress

I wish someone would cum.  We'd "out" my flower.  Bed for me.



Granted.  Edited for typos.

I wish I had a penny for every time I heard that. 

Yours,


benji



MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/3/2006 9:57:05 AM)

Ok now that I've managed to spill my coffee from laughing so hard at the above post. Bad benji!!!
 
Granted you now have enough pennies to buy a plane ticket to anywhere in the world but when you walk into the airport to puchase it you set off the metal detectors and are treated to a strip search by a nearsited bumbling idiot.
 
I wish there was a designer for some cool Domme gear to wear for gardening.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/3/2006 10:45:01 PM)

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I wish there was a designer for some cool Domme gear to wear for gardening.


Granted. Introducing my full, latex catsuit designed with the Domme gardner in mind. It comes with a strap-on spade and interchangable other garden impliments. You have a nice rose trimmer with a spiked handle. And lookie over here.... a garden hose with pictures of BDSM scenes on it. Now wait, if you act now we will throw in the Domme Italian Ice maker. It comes with an Italian (please specify gender) several ice cube trays and a large hammer. The ice cube trays are spring loaded so they can double as nipple clamps or CBT items. So... Now how much would you pay? Before you answer that... we will add to this amazing offer, a submissive to kneel for you while you work in the garden, thus sparing your knees all that wear and tear. All this can be yours for the low, low price of $9,000,000,000.00 US Dollars. You can either break down the payments to $3 billion a year for three years or one dollar a year for 9 billion years.


I wish I hadn't written that long of an answer to a wish.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/5/2006 10:04:19 AM)

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I wish I hadn't written that long of an answer to a wish.


Granted. You killed the thread.


I wish that I hadn't killed the thread.



akisha -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/5/2006 12:19:17 PM)

Granted, now we can start all over again


I wish I had a brain

*skips off singing "I'm off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Ozz"*



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/5/2006 12:40:15 PM)

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I wish I had a brain


Granted. You now are the proud owner of a new brain. I am sure the gnat will miss it, but it got yours.

I wish that I had super hero powers.



Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/5/2006 7:21:41 PM)

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I wish that I had super hero powers.


Granted.  Now stop asking me what color my panties are.
 
I wish I hadn't given such a lame answer to Gauge's wish.



MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/5/2006 8:17:34 PM)

Granted but then he would still be staring at your butt trying to see what color your panties were.
 
 
I wish I had a play room painted in purple.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/6/2006 6:59:30 PM)

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I wish I had a play room painted in purple.


Granted. However someone forgot to put doors or windows in it so you are trapped in there with a can of purple paint.


I wish that I could really blast my music in my apartment... it's been one of those days.



Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/6/2006 7:05:21 PM)

Granted.  Your music has been blasted, but the force has completely wiped out your apartment and everything else within six square blocks.
 
I wish I could play piano better.



MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/6/2006 7:37:53 PM)

Granted you play better than me. And I can only play chopsticks.
 
I wish that I had a purple latex dress to wear.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/6/2006 7:38:30 PM)

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I wish I could play piano better.


Granted. But you lose both hands in a tragic soft ice cream accident.

I wish my mind wasn't warped.



akisha -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/6/2006 7:42:09 PM)

Granted, you will now only ever have nilla puritan thoughts for the rest of your life.

I wish i didn't have to wait till the end of the week to go play.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/7/2006 10:32:50 AM)

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I wish i didn't have to wait till the end of the week to go play.


Granted. Now you have to wait until the end of 2009 to play.


I wish this one bird would stop chirping like he is getting humped by a herd of cattle at 5 AM.



Dustyn -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/7/2006 1:56:28 PM)

Granted.  Now the cattle are humping you instead.

I wish I could remember where I put my sanity.



akisha -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/7/2006 2:12:12 PM)

Guage that is just way beyong mean. *pouts*  hehe celibacy is a fatal disease by the way.

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I wish I could remember where I put my sanity.


Granted, you'll find it in the little box marked "Do not throw away, may need in the future" up on the top shelf of your closet waaaayy in the back.

I wish i was young and hot and popular again.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/7/2006 2:33:35 PM)

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I wish i was young and hot and popular again.


Granted. You are a teenager in Arizona and you were just on TV for murdering 17 people because their names began with the letter Q.


I wish that I could come up with evil ideas to do to some poor, unsuspecting person.



akisha -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/7/2006 2:52:34 PM)

Granted, unfortunately you didn't get their consent and now get to live for free thanks to the penial system for the next 7years.

I wish i could find a local Dom/Master that was single and not creepy.



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