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SirRober -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 1:40:31 PM)

granted now your house is burning to the ground.

I wish that I had a better job.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 1:47:49 PM)

granted: but now you are a stripper making mad money wearing hot pink thongs.

** i wish i had some new clothes



IEvolve -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 2:10:36 PM)

Granted.  Now you're an Empress.

I wish it didn't take a whole lotta liquor to like her.



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 5:09:57 PM)

Granted. You are now a very very cheap drunk.

I wish the yard stuff was all done.



Kalyrra -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 5:17:28 PM)

Granted: yardwork done by the new homeowners that have booted you out.

I wish someone would give me the $200.00 vibrator i've been wanting.



switchsecrets -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 5:41:35 PM)

Granted: But now you're going to have to visit the dentist to get those chipped teeth fixed.

I wish I was in Hawaii.





Kalyrra -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 5:45:56 PM)

Granted: Ticket for one volcanic sacrifice coming up.

I wish I didn't have to go to work right now.



impishlilhellcat -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 5:53:43 PM)

Granted: But now you have no money and no job

I wish I didn't have to write this proposal



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 6:48:30 PM)

granted: but now you must copy the entire Bible by hand..\

** I wish I could sleep more sound



Kalyrra -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 9:48:00 PM)

Granted: Enjoy your coma

I wish I could fire my boss



gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 10:03:53 PM)

Granted.  And, I'll even give a promotion to his job!  Congrats!!!!!

But your employees now fire you.

I wish this thread would die.

Yours,


benji



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/25/2007 10:34:33 PM)

Granted! Too bad the reincarnation was instantanious & the Karma was equal... the thread is back with no evidence of death.

I wish benji were here with me to play with.



ready4srvce4all -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/26/2007 5:04:57 AM)

My dear, you keep making wishes, and wonder why they aren't answered.  Way more than four. 

I wish Mikal would capture me again and make me give her the three wishes back again.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/26/2007 8:26:39 AM)

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I wish Mikal would capture me again and make me give her the three wishes back again.


Granted, but after she captures you she gets amnesia and thinks she is a Tibetan monk named Haji.

I wish that I could spell better than I can now.



earthycouple -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/26/2007 10:16:30 AM)

Granted but now you can only spell in French.

I wish I had long beautiful hair.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/26/2007 11:26:46 AM)

Granted: but many diff'rent creatures live in your hair ..including your pet rat

** I wish I made more money[&:]



IEvolve -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/26/2007 1:15:53 PM)

Granted.  But the Secret Service find your printing machine....and well, you know the rest.


Since Bob Dole did ads for Viagra, I wish SpongeBob would do ads for contraceptive sponges....even if they are relatives of his.



SirRober -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/26/2007 2:37:52 PM)

Granted .  Now you have to have a licenese for sex

I wish that my house could support a full Dungeon, with no consequences.[:'(]



Kalyrra -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/26/2007 2:51:59 PM)

Granted: No consequences for the dungeon, you're just not allowed to use it.

I wish I didn't have to pay off my school loans



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/26/2007 4:51:36 PM)

Granted. but now you find out that the school was a diploma mill and your degree is not worth the ink it is printed with.

I wish I could get the remodeling of my house over with quickly.



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