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darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 11:37:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I wish I would have come up with a better comment for that. 


granted, but now that post has passed and no one will ever know the incredible comment that would have started an 91,000 page spinoff thread

i wish that a couple of my threads (which i thought were sooo smart and witty) didn't die the horrible deaths of neglect that they had



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 11:38:53 AM)

Granted! But now, you're sharing space with Jimmy Hoffa...

I wish I could cum with thought alone.



LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 11:41:06 AM)

Granted, but now your mailbox is so full of personal comments about the threads that you spend all of your time answering them, and have no time for the fun threads anymore.
 
I wish My digital camera was charged so I could finally post a picture of My newest flogger.



SirRober -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 12:56:37 PM)

Granted but the picture is of you getting flooged with said flogger.

I wish I was riding my HOG.



darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 12:59:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirRober

I wish I was riding my HOG.


granted, but in the morning said HOG will be bacon

i wish i could, just once, be purely happy without worry and fear shadowing it



LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 1:07:02 PM)

Granted, but now you will have to accept the fact that RISK isn't just a board game about fake wars.
 
I wish I knew what movie would lull Me into a gentle nap.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 1:54:51 PM)

Mikal: Granted but you know how often you think of cumming during the day? This means that you can’t get anything done anymore and are sectioned under the mental health act or similar regional law.


LadyPact: Granted you know what film will lull you into a gentle nap because every movie is exactly the same to you now and you can spot how each film requires the following key elements:

1. Two people that hated each other to start with having sex
2. A car chase
3. An evil crime boss kidnapping a member of the main characters family or friends so that the main character can’t do that thing that (s)he will ultimately end up doing anyway.
4. The bad guy has to wear black leather gloves and if he has thick rimmed glasses it helps too.

I wish I had a never ending light bulb that I could sell for research and make billions of pounds on.

edited cos I can't spell mental health. metal heath blah.



Sub03 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 1:56:39 PM)

Granted but now the lights never go off.

I wish my Master could come home sooner



LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 2:00:34 PM)

Granted, but now you have a very grumpy Master, weary from traveling at the speed of light.
 
I wish I lived in a city where the community were stronger.



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 10:46:34 AM)

Granted! You now live in a community of strictly gay ironmen.

I wish I had a cup of real Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee with a dash of heavy cream and one sugar, instead of luke warm decaf tea. [&:]



moose -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 12:08:42 PM)

Granted, but now the person of your dreams walks up to you lustfully and says "oh you poppet, is that for me???!"

I wish jacket potatoes didn't take so long to cook.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 1:27:40 PM)

Granted jacket potatoes are now known as raw potatoes in some quarters.

I wish I had more imagination and botheredness.



LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 2:56:58 PM)

Granted, but now you get nothing done, as you spend most of your time daydreaming.
 
I wish I knew what to wear tomorrow night.  (Previous wish was granted.... Going to 1763/Sultan's Harem this weekend.  Thanks to whoever granted My wish!)



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 3:18:25 PM)

you should wear something in leather, it would look great on you..

** I wish I had plans for tonite[:(]



CrimsonMoan -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 3:22:25 PM)

Granted but now thos eplans involve explain to the police EXACTLY why you are running aroudn with a spank me sticker plastered to your ass and naked covered in lube.

I wish Joe would invite me home with him tonight after goth night



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 4:01:02 PM)

Granted! However, Joe becomes his other namesake... a cup of coffee. You become a cup and live in the cupboard with him.

I wish I was 5 inches taller - mostly in leg.



SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 4:05:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Granted! However, Joe becomes his other namesake... a cup of coffee. You become a cup and live in the cupboard with him.

I wish I was 5 inches taller - mostly in leg.



granted, but now you look like the coneheads on SNL.....we are out of legs in genie land

i wish my son would move out some time before he is 21




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 4:19:04 PM)

Granted! You are now missing chunks of time from your life... and you no longer function properly and become the property of the U.S. government.

I wish I could get rid of my cone head & look normal.



CrimsonMoan -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 4:24:21 PM)

Granted but because you now look normal and fit in you only desire a VANILLA lifestyle.

I wish i have enough money after rent to get a new tattoo



darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/22/2007 4:30:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mikal
I wish I could get rid of my cone head & look normal.



GRANTED!!!  No cone head and you look normal; that's too bad, i always thought you were beautiful.

I wish i could fly.



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