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NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 4:39:06 PM)
Granted. It's not. It's actually breakfast time, four days after you started this drinking binge. Work called, by the way. You don't need to come in... ever. I wish I'd gotten more sleep last night.

Level -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 4:59:32 PM)
Granted, but you slept so sound, thieves broke in and stole all your belongings (one of them was kinky and is wearing your panties as we speak) I wish I made more money.

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 5:11:43 PM)
Granted. I hope you enjoy whoring yourself out to sweaty fat men with huge cocks as a sidejob. I wish I had a mustache.

wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 5:13:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level I wish I made more money. Granted. Here's a new top of the line printer, but be sure to let the ink dry before you try to spend the "money." I wish I could see something outside my office window besides the building next door.

wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 5:15:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain I wish I had a mustache. Granted. Finally! Something else to do with all of that cat hair I've been collecting. I wish I could see how the cat hair moustache looks on you. [:D]

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 5:33:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wytchywoman I wish I could see something outside my office window besides the building next door. Granted but it's a HUGE billboard from a personal's site that only features pictures men have posted of their genitals. I wish I could publish my slave novel. Cin

ChainedExistence -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 8:10:41 PM)
Granted, but the publisher published the entire thing in Pig Latin. I wish I'd already finished my college paper.

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 8:20:03 PM)
Granted...unfortunately your harddrive crashed before you had a chance to print it. I wish that I was going to the coast tomorrow. C

Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:21:53 PM)
quote: I wish that I was going to the coast tomorrow. Granted. The Guard is happy to have you, and is sending you immediately to get those Greenpeace people out of the whales' feeding ground. I wish I didn't have to take a test in two weeks.

Thanatosian -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:25:27 PM)
Granted - due to family emergency the prof is leaving day after tomorrow so the test is now tomorrow I wish I could find a job where they would pay me to do whatever I want

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:31:14 PM)
Granted...and isn't that Confederacy paper money pretty... I wish my teen son would calm down. C

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:36:47 PM)
quote: I wish my teen son would calm down Granted. You are now extremely hyperactive so your son now seems calm I wish that I had a nice personal library

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:38:16 PM)
Granted. Amazing what involuntary commitment and thorazine can do. And I didn't realize they were still using shock treatments. I wish I had a Jeannie like in the T.V. show.

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:41:32 PM)
Granted. I didn't realize you read Swahili! I wish I had a Jeannie like in the T.V. show.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:46:20 PM)
quote: I wish I had a Jeannie like in the T.V. show Granted. But you are now surrounded by bad actors for the rest of your life I wish that I could retire and go fishing all the time

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:50:01 PM)
Wonderful island your plane crashed on! How's your aim with a spear coming along? I wish I had a bigger apartment

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:51:01 PM)
Granted. Fish away! Nothing's biting. Ever. I wish my yard was landscaped better.

Thanatosian -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:55:36 PM)
quote: I wish I had a bigger apartment Granted - pity the tornado that expanded your apartment also left you with no roof quote: I wish my yard was landscaped better. Granted - I hear they got a good deal on all that astroturf and plasctic greenery I wish I had 20/20 vision

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:58:21 PM)
quote: I wish I had a bigger apartment Granted. You are now homeless quote: I wish my yard was landscaped better Granted, however your landscaper is obsessive compulsive and cannot make up his mind where exactly to put everything I wish that I could afford to have a lear jet

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:58:22 PM)
Granted, too bad it's one that crashed into a mountain i wish i could sing better

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