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AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:59:17 PM)

Granted. All the better to lipread from your wheelchair.

I wish I never had insomnia.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 9:59:44 PM)

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I wish I had 20/20 vision


Granted... as long as everything you look at is 2 feet away from your face

I wish that I could afford to have a lear jet



AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 10:00:51 PM)

ACKK!!!!! TOO MANY!! I quit! Y'all are too quick right now! LOL



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 10:01:22 PM)

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I wish I never had insomnia


Granted. Now you have bladder control issues

I wish people would slow down posting to this thread so we don't overlap each other



Thanatosian -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 10:04:10 PM)

(already do wear the coke bottle glasses)

Granted - but your voice is now a basso profundo two octaves lower than James Earl Jones

I wish I could quit smoking



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 10:09:12 PM)

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I wish I could quit smoking


Granted. However you become addicted to LSD


I wish that I would never have to wait to get a table at a restaurant



AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 11:17:56 PM)

Granted. Your body odor is so profound that people can't eat in your presence so tables always empty when you enter.

I wish I was a renown artist.

(P.S. Notice how long it took for people to post? I think you actually got your wish, Gauge!)



Twice -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 11:32:52 PM)

Granted, but you get crazy creepy stalkers who live on your doorstoop and don't let you leave your house.

I wish finals were over.



CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 11:36:15 PM)

Granted...they have been for years now...or at  least for you since you became obsessed with following Barry Manilow as a groupie and dropped out.

I wish that my teenagers were now in their thirties...



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 12:21:06 AM)

Granted, but now you're in your 70s, and they've outlawed viagra. [8D]

I wish oil prices would plummet.  M



RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 12:38:46 AM)

Granted, they're now so low, the don't even bother pumping it out.
Welcome to Kyoto!

I wish air travel was free

J



MistyMenthal -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:30:10 AM)

Granted, but then You
would have to be the Pilot!


I wish that we Had a Woman President.

Kiss Me, Misty




RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:43:16 AM)

Granted. we'll ship out Thatcher

(Sorry, I'm trying to avoid too many posts in this thread, but couldn'tm help that one)

I wish I had something better to do

]v[



brightspot -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:45:52 AM)

Granted....But she turns out to really be a drag queen.
 
I wish they would quit making movies that were old T.V. shows!



Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 5:36:38 AM)

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I wish they would quit making movies that were old T.V. shows!


Granted, but now they're making TV shows out of old movies.  Friday the 13th is a sitcom.
 
I wish someone would come over and hang wallpaper for me.



LadyJenarius -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 7:43:17 AM)

Granted but that someone thinks hanging wallpaper is like hanging a picture and now your rooms look like a flapper's dress.
 
I wish I knew what happened to our missing box of CDs and DVD's



mnottertail -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:21:52 AM)

granted.  They were given by mistake to the Katrina Relief effort instead of the VHS and 8 track tapes you meant to send.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Ron 



LadyJenarius -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:25:45 AM)

Granted now the whole building falls into a sink hole and your workplace has no insurance to cover said sink hole.  Good bye job.
 
I wish dishes washed themselves.



MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:33:01 AM)

Granted, but then the cat's litter pan multiplies and you've got no kitty litter left!

I wish I were in my Man's arms right now.



LadyJenarius -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:38:17 AM)

Granted but He's trying to drive while holding you and it's a curvy road.
 
I wish my post status was no longer "vanilla" UGH



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