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NoirUMC -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 1:12:00 PM)
Granted. Humans now lack opposable thumbs and are limited to keyboardsandhavetotypelikethiswithnospaces. I wish my keyboards didn't wear out so fast.

Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 1:17:50 PM)
Granted you now have a keyboard with reinforced ‘A’ ‘S’ and ‘L’ keys. I wish I wasn’t the only person that understood my humour.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 1:37:06 PM)
Granted! Now they do it by giving evil eyes instead. Much more effective. I wish I knew for certain whether voodoo actually worked and if/how badly it would screw up karma.

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 1:41:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal I wish I knew for certain whether voodoo actually worked and if/how badly it would screw up karma. granted......pay no attention to the sharp pains in you leg and stomach.....ill only do it long enough to convince you its real...... i wish i could wave a magic wand to send "aunt flo" a packing, i aint in the mood and she came to visit.......

Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 2:13:32 PM)
Granted you wave an hitachi magic wand at her as she bursts in on you while you are indisposed. She isn't going to be comming back anytime soon I wish I could own a cattle prod for my cattle.

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 4:04:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne .... i wish i could wave a magic wand to send "aunt flo" a packing, i aint in the mood and she came to visit....... Granted; except the magic wand is an EPT stick, and you are pregnant! (sorry, couldnt resist) I wish I found TV more interesting.

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 4:05:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard I wish I could own a cattle prod for my cattle. Granted; now they also own a people prod, for you. I wish I did not have that image in my head now.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 8:51:14 PM)
Granted! You are now picturing this: mwahahaha I wish I didn't hear nyrisa's shriek in my head.

GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/2/2007 8:05:18 AM)
granted...you are now compleatly deaf and cant hear anything I wish my UM's were potty trained (cause I am so not into scat play..sigh)

IEvolve -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/2/2007 10:10:28 AM)
Granted. Now they work for Roto Rooter. I wish Paris Hilton was still in jail.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/2/2007 12:07:00 PM)
Granted! However, it is a jail in her mind... I wish I knew what flavour of Pringles IEvolve was, and if he was past his expiry date.

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/2/2007 2:13:46 PM)
Granted but you can still have him past his date but i think his flavor is probly old sweety if you want that I wish that my dog would listen ross.g

switchsecrets -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/2/2007 6:05:11 PM)
granted, now your dog barks non-stop at every sound. wish: that i lived in a household with one Domme and one female sub.

IEvolve -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/2/2007 7:04:47 PM)
Granted. But you're responsible for the tampon bill. I wish I knew what flavo(u)r Mikal was. (Mikal....'original' of course.) (Oh, and ross....it's spelled "schweaty")

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/2/2007 7:10:03 PM)
Granted; but then your tastebuds disappear. I wish I had some ice cream.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/3/2007 11:17:28 AM)
Granted! All your cream is now ice. (IEvolve... can't tell you what flavour I am... each person has different taste buds, so what tastes like one thing to a person tastes completely different to another... that's my story and I'm sticking to it! [:D]). I wish my muscles weren't so sore.

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/3/2007 3:33:35 PM)
Granted; now all your teeth hurt. I wish clutter did not accumulate so quickly in my car.

velvetears -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/3/2007 3:41:12 PM)
Granted: Now you have no car to collect clutter in! Wish: i could snap my fingers and have the body of a goddess

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/3/2007 5:27:56 PM)
Granted; but after 3 days, it begins to smell, and you have to bury it before the police find it. I wish I had known then what I know now.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/3/2007 6:17:08 PM)
your wish is granted but you hit your head and lose all your memory....blah. ** I wish I had someone to hold me tonite

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