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Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/4/2007 11:45:27 AM)

Granted you are being held in a jail cell by a police officer for speeding.

I wish at least one of my pens worked.




velvetears -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/4/2007 1:04:14 PM)

Granted: ALL of your pens work but you are so absent minded you can never find one.

Wish:  Anytime i wanted to make a wish i could and the wish would come true  [:D]




nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/4/2007 1:10:37 PM)

Granted, but then you realize that when you have the power to instantly change everything, you appreciate nothing; there is no motive to prioritize, negotiate, or accept. In other words, you become Paris Hilton.


I wish global warming would chill out.




FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/4/2007 3:00:55 PM)

Granted a new ice age has begun.

I wish the person granting my wish would win the lottery.




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/4/2007 7:42:35 PM)

Granted! I did... but it was only for $5.00 [:D]

I wish people weren't so presumptuous & self-absorbed.





nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 12:06:25 AM)

Granted; now everyone is totally obsessed about you, and you never have a moment's privacy.


I wish my dog would finally get the idea about this whole housebreaking thing.




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 10:43:22 AM)

Granted! Your dog now goes about breaking anything and everything associated with houses.

I wish the humidity would let up for a bit.





KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 10:50:00 AM)

Granted, but now the weather is a cold rain.

I wish someone would come make lunch so i didnt have to




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 12:21:04 PM)

Granted! Your friendly county jail now prepares and serves you your 3 meals a day.

I wish I had enough money to travel.





LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 12:22:37 PM)

Granted, however, now you have a job where the schedule is so difficult and demanding that you no longer have time to travel.
 
I wish My laundry were already done and put away.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 12:25:44 PM)

I wish I didn't have to work tonite[&:]




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 12:52:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
 
I wish My laundry were already done and put away.

Granted! However, the poltergeists destroyed everything else in your home.

quote:

ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

I wish I didn't have to work tonite

Granted! Now you don't have a job, and all the other employment places are laying people off.

I wish I could stop eating the freshly baked cinnamon buns.




FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 1:22:33 PM)

Granted you just found out them black bits in cinnamon are the insects that happened to be walking accross the cinnamon leaf when it was collected and processed though.

I wish I had a place to worship my false God John Gibson. That hair is just magical.




LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 1:28:25 PM)

Granted.  I'm all for building a temple to men with hair.  It's a good investment.
 
I wish 'folding socks' giving/receiving was on the fetish list here on CM. 




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 1:30:05 PM)

Granted! However, since this is cyberland, you still can't find any real life action.

I wish I could get off of these threads - I have a class to go to in an hour and I want to redo my playlist.





LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 2:11:45 PM)

Granted.  <Pulls mikal's cyber plug>  Enjoy class, dear.
 
I wish I could be lulled into a carefree nap before going to work tonight.




velvetears -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/5/2007 3:10:29 PM)

Granted: It worked so well we both fell into such a deep sleep you woke up too late to go to work and lost your job!

Wish:  That all the greedy idiots in the world would just disappear




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/6/2007 10:08:19 AM)

Granted, but now every single emotionally needy person within a 70 mile radius is coming to you for comfort and lovins.

I wish that my car was easier on gas!




darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/6/2007 10:15:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I wish that my car was easier on gas!


granted, but a 2000 pound vehicle is a lot of work to pedal uphill, not to mention the annoying squeaking

i wish it were tomorrow




CrimsonMoan -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/6/2007 10:23:13 AM)

granted but tomorrow/today you will die a horibble oainful death in the bed of paris hilton

i wish it weren't raining




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