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Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/30/2007 3:36:31 PM)

Granted! You find yourself transported to Dreamland... the same place that Freddy Krueger inhabits. Enjoy the adventures you are going to have... but remember: you are physically in Dreamland, so if you die, there is no waking up.

I wish I had something to wish for.



winterlight -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/30/2007 3:40:27 PM)

I wish i could find a Dom.

I wish i could have lilacs and star gazer lillies all year round.. sighs..



Urcreatrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/30/2007 3:42:47 PM)

Wish I won the powerball. The shopping spree to be had for scenewear, yummm



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/30/2007 4:02:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: winterlight

I wish i could find a Dom.

Granted! You found a Dom, but he's not interested.
quote:

ORIGINAL: winterlight
I wish i could have lilacs and star gazer lillies all year round.. sighs..

Granted! All your flowers turned to plastic. They are now immune to the weather.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Ucreatirix
Wish I won the powerball.

Granted! However, so did everyone else who bought a ticket.


I wish people would read enough of a thread to understand how it works, or at least read the first post.



Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/30/2007 4:32:53 PM)

Granted but now you have nothing to wish for again.

I wish that when I wrote a story it didn't end up sounding like an instruction book.



SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/30/2007 6:35:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Raechard

I wish that when I wrote a story it didn't end up sounding like an instruction book.


granted....all you can write about now is the effects of lettuce on mongolia......

i wish the skeeters didnt eat me up when i sit on the deck at dusk.......



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/30/2007 7:48:09 PM)

Granted! Now, you have vampire bats nibbling on you.

I wish a certain Leprechaun didn't count these wishes as wishes...



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 9:49:59 AM)

Granted but now that little blighter doesn’t know when you are being serious about a wish or not so he puts you on the wish blacklist. When blacklisted by little magical figures no wish you make will ever come true again.

I wish I had a Leprechaun cage so that I could keep one as a pet and make him/her do my bidding Mwah ha ha ha!!!



GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 11:21:14 AM)

Granted but now your leprecaun spends all his days twisting all your wishes, not just the ones on this list.

I wish my husband was more Domish....(yes, thats a technical term)



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 11:40:41 AM)

Your wish is granted but he turns you into his personal pain slut and you are kept in a cage 24/7

** I wish I had something nice to wear for tonite[&:]



GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 11:49:17 AM)

granted but then you end up not having anywhere to go once you are all dressed up

(and I thought you were supposed to ruin my wish, not make it better *grin*)

I wish I had a clone of myself to do my chores



Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 11:54:09 AM)

Granted but your clone decides it would like your life more so it finds a way of switching places with you and you end up doing it’s chores.

I wish I had a new PC.



GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 11:56:17 AM)

granted but it comes with vista

I wish I could grow my hair out longer..



Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 12:03:24 PM)

Granted you can now grow hair out of your tongue as long as you like.

I wish life was simple and I tackled problems with ease.



GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 12:10:11 PM)

granted...you are now a linebacker for a second rate college football team

I wish I could think of more wishes



Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 12:29:35 PM)

Granted you now have leprosy, live in the third world and worship empty coke cans. So there is plenty of room for improvement in your life there.

I wish I could understand other people’s needs so that I could be a better human being. (Said with hand on heart smiling up at non existent god.)



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 12:53:35 PM)

Granted. You are now Mother Theresa. Unfortunately, you are now also dead.


I wish my laundry would fold itself.



Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 12:56:27 PM)

Granted your laundry is now an expert in laudrigami but those towels in the shape of swans don’t fit in your draw to easily.

I wish I had something useful to add to a debate.



NoirUMC -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 1:02:14 PM)

Granted. You are now a remote control complete with "Mute" button.

I wish my house was on an empty island somewhere.



Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/1/2007 1:08:01 PM)

Granted your house is now situated on one of the Bikini Atoll Islands at least you don’t have to turn the lights on at night.

I wish people could not kill so many other people with the press of a button.



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