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JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/8/2007 8:52:33 PM)

fall comes...LITRALLY...you can't walk straight.....tripping, falling down....too anxious...so you should have just waited...huh?


** I wish I would live forever.




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/9/2007 4:53:34 AM)

Wish Granted, but you have to spend the rest of forever in a full body cast watching reruns of a tv show you hate.

Oh, how I wish i was really moving away to start a new life...




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/15/2007 2:49:36 PM)

Granted! You're dead, and your soul is moving... somewhere... to begin life anew.

I wish there was a market for 'interesting' personal messages that people send... then I could put them all in a book, sell it, and live high off the hog.





KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/18/2007 7:57:07 AM)

Granted, but sadly youve shrunken down to the size of a flea and now live on a hog!

I wish the drama llama would go away so i could have one peaceful m-f'in day![:@]




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/18/2007 8:55:48 PM)

Granted! But now the ornery goat is living with you.

I wish sex was completely safe.





FleurduSang -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 12:04:07 AM)

Granted, but now all sex involves is index finger touching.

I wish I could do everything.




sexypet -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 12:05:33 AM)

Granted, but now what will you do with your time?

i wish ElectraGlide would develop IBS. 




missturbation -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 7:14:28 AM)

I wish i had the internet back as i miss you all [:o]
Hopefully be back in a couple of weeks though [:)]




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 7:43:37 AM)

Granted: we all miss u too[:D]

**  I wish I didn't make such stupid decisions[&:]




GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 8:04:32 AM)

granted, you will never be allowed to make a decision ever again.

I wish I understood the meaning of life...




FleurduSang -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 10:47:14 AM)

Granted, but now you're holed in some old asylum with stale bread and sewer water for food.

I wish people in general could be nicer.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 11:27:14 AM)

Granted: people are nicer but so damn perfect  it drives you insane.

** i wish i didn't have a headache today[&:]




sexypet -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 1:51:13 PM)

Granted, but the same old problems that caused it in the first place, still exist.

i wish i could find a part time job that meets my schedule and that i like doing.




SirRober -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 2:54:10 PM)

Granted Now you have a part time job working a a web cam porn star. *TWIST* but everyone you know knows about it.


I wish that I owned my own island desert or other wise.




Tarisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 3:04:48 PM)

I wish I won lotto




FleurduSang -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 3:05:48 PM)

Granted, but it's full of damn dirty apes.

I wish I had a Monet painting.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 3:57:27 PM)

granted.......but the fbi will be busting your front door down any second......

i wish i hada wish......




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 9:03:34 PM)

Granted! You have so many wishes that your brain explodes.

I wish the my folks computer demons would buzz off and die!





Rastimmipitwax -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 9:24:09 PM)

Granted...but now that the coast is clear, gremlins have moved into yours.

I wish I could rewind to about 6 years ago, or what the heck, let's go for 25.





Tarisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/19/2007 9:27:33 PM)

shoots rastimmipitwax up with 900 shots of botox...

I wish I could sleep with                 Mikal




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