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Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/21/2007 6:34:13 PM)

Granted! However, you can't read it, and there are no diagrams.

I wish I had an Oscar Mayer Weiner.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/21/2007 6:41:06 PM)

Granted; enjoy your new weiner! Hope you like the two little meatballs underneath it.


I wish I had some nice broiled lobster to eat.



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/21/2007 10:47:32 PM)

Granted! All you can eat is broiled lobster. Sorry to hear about the rickets, scurvy, anemia, and various other nutritionally based diseases you are now suffering from.

I wish I had some sauce to go with the weiner and two meat balls nyrisa granted me.



Jacobthm -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/22/2007 12:08:29 PM)

Granted, the sauce you get to go with the weiner and meat balls (or as I prefer to call it, the mushroom tipped tube steak with a side of pocket cherries) comes with a lovely coating of toe jam. Enjoy

I wish I could fly, really really fast.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/22/2007 2:17:31 PM)

Granted; you are turned into Wile E. Coyote, and Bugs Bunny is just now lighting the rocket strapped to your ass.


I wish I could play a musical instrument.



cautiousiasub -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/22/2007 5:23:53 PM)

Granted. You can now play the trombone, but only when it's up your ass.

I wish I could get that picture out of my head now, lol.



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/22/2007 5:25:21 PM)

granted, but now You have to contend with the DVD

i wish these "Jessica Powers" threads would vanish without a trace.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/22/2007 10:21:16 PM)

Granted, but then another annoying troll steps up to fill the vacuum.

I wish I only had to do the fun things in life.



Jacobthm -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/22/2007 10:23:29 PM)

Granted, except you're only allowed to to fun things for everyone else. Not you.

I wish we could simply regrow any diseased organ like a starfish. Lung cancer? no problem remove the lung and another will grow back.



sapphirepleasure -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/23/2007 12:21:17 AM)

Granted, only something went haywire and for everything that is removed, you grow back two!  Oops!

I wish I could get rid of this headache and finally fall asleep...



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/23/2007 11:48:01 AM)

Granted, but you never wake up again... and you dream of big, bad, demonic headaches for the rest of your life (until someone pulls the plug on you).

I wish this site were moderated so that the trolls who exist to start flame fests died a quick death... preferably before posting.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/23/2007 1:52:06 PM)

Granted; but someone hacks your account, and you are branded as a troll, and you spend the rest of your life in frightened hiding from the flaming death of the Mods of Doom.


I wish people's farts had no bad smell. Elevator rides would cease to be so risky.



ShyMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/23/2007 1:55:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nyrisa
I wish people's farts had no bad smell. Elevator rides would cease to be so risky.


Granted...but with the lack of hot air the elevator will no longer rise properly and you get stuck midfloor instead.

I wish that I could do everything I want to while I am still young enough to enjoy it. :)



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/23/2007 8:59:55 PM)

Granted! But suddenly, you find that you enjoy nothing... and so you seek to become nothing. Did you want roses or carnations at your funeral?

I wish people weren't so hung up on dying before all their cognative abilities go.



Jacobthm -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/24/2007 12:18:30 AM)

Granted. No ones hung up on dying, because no one HAS any cognitive abilities.

I wish I could self medicate prescription strength painkillers.



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/24/2007 9:45:54 AM)

Granted! However, once medicated, you aren't able to tell if you've medicated yourself or not... so you keep doing it, until you're in a coma.

I wish lunch was ready!



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/24/2007 2:06:58 PM)

Lunch is ready! Unfortunately, not for you, as a sadistic boss makes you work through all meal and bathroom breaks.


I wish I had a lovely cabin in the mountains.



earthycouple -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/24/2007 2:15:36 PM)

Granted.  The lovely cabin sits atop a beautiful active volcanic mountain and is blown away upon the next eruption.

I wish I didn't hurt and could manage to stop crying



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/24/2007 2:20:33 PM)

**gives you big hugs** The Chippendale dancers all arrive in a bus at your house, begging to submit to you. Between flogging their muscular buttocks, and tucking dollar bills in their G strings, you have no time to feel sad.


I wish I was a better cook.



Shysarah815 -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/24/2007 2:51:25 PM)

*Granted* The magic cooking fairies will arrive at your house in a bout 1.9 milaseconds!!
 
I wish i get a great Internship!! *for school*



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