RE: Make a wish..

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: Make a wish..

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Make a wish..

Page: << < prev 8 9 [10] 11 12 next > >>

Login

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:30:01 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

I wish someone would just tuck me into bed now.

Granted. OJ Simpson is on his way. Don't mind the gloves and the knife thing...

I wish that my socks would stop getting holes in them

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to wytchywoman)

Post #: 181

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:36:49 PM

wytchywoman

Posts: 510
Joined: 2/27/2006
From: Southeastern Michigan
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

I wish someone would just tuck me into bed now.

Granted. OJ Simpson is on his way. Don't mind the gloves and the knife thing...

I wish that my socks would stop getting holes in them

Granted, Oh you won't even notice the holes in your socks once Cochran tellls you that if the "socks don't fit you must aquit."

I wish I still had half a brain left.

_____________________________

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

(in reply to Gauge)

Post #: 182

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:40:29 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

I wish I still had half a brain left.

Granted. But now you are down to half a wit.

I wish my shoelaces wouldn't break when I am in a hurry to go somewhere

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to wytchywoman)

Post #: 183

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:40:59 PM

CERCKL

Posts: 1039
Joined: 3/4/2006
Status: offline

No worries...don't need them with your leg braces.
I wish I was asleep.

C

< Message edited by CERCKL -- 4/13/2006 11:41:45 PM >

_____________________________

AND I AM TOO AN ASSHOLE, I HAVE REFERENCES!!!

"Please, please, please believe me, I really am an asshole. All that Enlightenment and Higher Learning shit was all a ruse."

(in reply to wytchywoman)

Post #: 184

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:44:34 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

I wish I was asleep

Granted. Sadly you fall asleep on your computer keyboard and begin to drool into it. By some strange freak accident you get electrocuted

I wish that I had some room in my freezer for a turkey

< Message edited by Gauge -- 4/13/2006 11:46:30 PM >

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to CERCKL)

Post #: 185

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:45:05 PM

ChainedExistence

Posts: 507
Joined: 2/5/2005
Status: offline

Granted , except now you've just spent hours cleaning out all the rotten meat from when the door was left open for the last week
I wish I had one of those lawn care services that cut your grass for you.

Dang, Gauge and Cerckl...you are so fast on the replies , I had to edit that twice!

< Message edited by ChainedExistence -- 4/13/2006 11:58:38 PM >

(in reply to wytchywoman)

Post #: 186

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 12:05:55 AM

Twice

Posts: 179
Joined: 9/15/2005
From: Gainesville, Florida
Status: offline

Granted, but they plant "other" grass while you're not looking and the Feds seize your land.

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner.

(in reply to ChainedExistence)

Post #: 187

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 12:09:52 AM

mugwump

Posts: 119
Joined: 9/26/2005
From: uk
Status: offline

*poof* your wish has been granted , sadly it was an english fairy on duty at the time who had no idea what one was - so you've ended up with a curious male appendage permanently fixed to your nether regions..... well, she tried!

I wish i had the chance for a lie in...

(in reply to Twice)

Post #: 188

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 12:10:57 AM

Twice

Posts: 179
Joined: 9/15/2005
From: Gainesville, Florida
Status: offline

*pokes male appendage* Fun!

*runs off to play with it*

(in reply to mugwump)

Post #: 189

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 12:31:29 AM

wytchywoman

Posts: 510
Joined: 2/27/2006
From: Southeastern Michigan
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Twice

Granted, but they plant "other" grass while you're not looking and the Feds seize your land.

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Granted.. You now have all the weiners you can eat; Just tell us where did Osama's weiner go?

I wish I could ignore Michael Moore,

Edited for piss poor spelling

< Message edited by wytchywoman -- 4/14/2006 12:34:52 AM >

_____________________________

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

(in reply to Twice)

Post #: 190

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 1:41:38 AM

RubberWitch

Posts: 1368
Joined: 7/27/2005
Status: offline

quote:

I wish I could ignore Michael Moore,

Granted, unfortunately you ignore him as he's driving down the road you're crossing

quote:

I wish i had the chance for a lie in...

Granted, you now have narcolepsy

I wish I had more hours in my days

J

(in reply to wytchywoman)

Post #: 191

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 2:09:00 AM

Twice

Posts: 179
Joined: 9/15/2005
From: Gainesville, Florida
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

quote:

I wish I could ignore Michael Moore,

Granted, unfortunately you ignore him as he's driving down the road you're crossing

That's unfortunate?

(in reply to RubberWitch)

Post #: 192

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 2:10:13 AM

Twice

Posts: 179
Joined: 9/15/2005
From: Gainesville, Florida
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

quote:

I wish I could ignore Michael Moore,

Granted, unfortunately you ignore him as he's driving down the road you're crossing

quote:

I wish i had the chance for a lie in...

Granted, you now have narcolepsy

I wish I had more hours in my days

J

Granted, but the alteration of the current day cycle screws up the polarity of the universe and send Earth spiraling into the sun.

I wish I didn't have class in 4 hours.

(in reply to Twice)

Post #: 193

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 2:47:31 AM

MLskajira

Posts: 275
Joined: 2/17/2006
Status: offline

if it wasnt "dinner time" then it would just be called by another name.
i wish everyone who saw me, thought me beautiful.

_____________________________

378-828-272

(in reply to AngelaK)

Post #: 194

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 3:31:29 AM

FullCircle

Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline

Granted but that is all they see a pretty face. You must therefore be a porn star.

I wish someone would read my crappy BDSM stories I posted on http://www.asstr.org/ and offer me a book deal for squillions of pounds.

_____________________________

∞ ﮒuקּƹɼ ƾɛϰưϫԼ Ƨωιϯϲћ.

(in reply to MLskajira)

Post #: 195

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 11:59:18 AM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

I wish someone would read my crappy BDSM stories I posted on http://www.asstr.org/ and offer me a book deal for squillions of pounds.

Granted. You have now signed a book deal for squillions of pounds of liver pate'

I wish that the windshield on my car wouldn't get so dirty all the time

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to FullCircle)

Post #: 196

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 12:03:00 PM

RubberWitch

Posts: 1368
Joined: 7/27/2005
Status: offline

Granted with a halfbrick. now you can keep your windshield in a couple of sealled bags!

I wish I could get this sword looking right (cosplaying from stormriders next month)

J

(in reply to Gauge)

Post #: 197

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 12:03:10 PM

Level

Posts: 25145
Joined: 3/3/2006
Status: offline

Granted, but the homeless guy you hired to sit on the hood to clean it is so scared by your driving he's shitting everywhere.

I wish I had a coke.

< Message edited by Level -- 4/14/2006 12:04:33 PM >

(in reply to Gauge)

Post #: 198

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 12:04:14 PM

Level

Posts: 25145
Joined: 3/3/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

Granted with a halfbrick. now you can keep your windshield in a couple of sealled bags!

I wish I could get this sword looking right (cosplaying from stormriders next month)

J

(in reply to RubberWitch)

Post #: 199

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 12:47:26 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

I wish I could get this sword looking right

Granted. However you get attacked by 147 angry Ninjas.

quote:

I wish I had a coke.

Granted, but it is going to be tough to drink because you now have no mouth.

I wish that I had a new sofa.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to RubberWitch)

Post #: 200

Page: << < prev 8 9 [10] 11 12 next > >>

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Make a wish..

Page: << < prev 8 9 [10] 11 12 next > >>

Jump to:

New Messages	No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages	Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages	Locked w/o New Messages

Post New Thread

Reply to Message

Post New Poll

Submit Vote

Delete My Own Post

Delete My Own Thread

Rate Posts

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.094