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odalisqueslave -> bumper stickers (4/9/2006 10:38:16 AM)
a short, direct way to send a 'message'... i spotted the following as i drove to church this am:- 'no-one died when Clinton lied'...

Moloch -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 10:46:10 AM)
His adimistration lied about WACO texas and fabricated evidence, lets not forget that he started bobmbing Yougoslavia to get the worlds attention off the fact that he got a hummer.

Tikkiee -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 12:29:46 PM)
One of the best bumper stickers that I ever saw said "Teenagers are just dying to drink and drive"

windchymes -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 12:37:57 PM)
My all-time favorite was "Get off my ass, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

Moloch -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 12:49:37 PM)
"keep honking Im reloading"

Saint -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 12:54:45 PM)
I saw this on a ladies car while driving home from work one night. "If your going to ride my ass, you might as well yank my hair also!"

Tikkiee -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 12:55:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moloch "keep honking Im reloading" LOL I actually have that on the back of my truck edited to add: another good one that I have seen was on the back of a semi-trailer that said: " If you can not see my side mirrors, then I can not see you. Please back up some"

michaelGA -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 1:15:45 PM)
i saw one a while back, in California, on a blonde's convertable: " I know I have a cute ass, but you don't need to get so close to see it"

windy135 -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 4:04:59 PM)
Saw this one today it made me grin: "If I wanted to hear from an asshole: I'd fart"

Gauge -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 4:08:10 PM)
I liked this one: If I wanted to hear the shit coming out of your stereo I would be sitting in your car.

JazzDaddy -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 4:26:23 PM)
Saw this one once--"I don't hate mankind; I just hate people!"

ScooterTrash -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 6:01:30 PM)
How about "I miss my ex...but my aim is getting better"

MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 6:13:12 PM)
Spotted about 10 miles from Cheney's weekend house on the Chesapeake Bay: "I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy"

michaelGA -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 6:18:05 PM)
another good one: "My Boobs Cost More Than Your Car"

Saratov -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 6:25:52 PM)
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun" "Freedom of the press is not the freedom to Lie!" "Driver chews tobacco, pass with care"

Arpig -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 6:39:26 PM)
"It may be ugly, but its paid for"

IronBear -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 6:42:44 PM)
Stealing is a crime against kama! The Lords of Kama have size 12 boots and wear blue uniforms! This was one which I made and sold to a variety of shops and the Freemantle (W.A./Au) Police had it as bumper stickers...... Hmmmmm this begs the question:: Are the Mods, Lords of Kama attached to CM????

newdombbw -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 6:44:44 PM)
I have two on my minivan: "Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway" and ..... "I'm Pro-Chocolate, and I Vote"

MasterG2kTR -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 7:02:16 PM)
I had a butt ugly Corvair van (with no windows except for the front doors & windshield) back in High School......had the perfect bumper sticker on it.....it read: Don't laugh mom....your daughter might be in here!!

SacredDOM -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 7:09:03 PM)
"I'm so homophobic I'm afraid to touch myself" I laughed out loud when I read it.

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