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LadyArakney -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 7:13:15 PM)
They're not bumper stickers but I do have several helmet stickers, a couple which read: "Have you had your spanking today?" "Making love to a younger man is dangerous, but if he dies, he dies"

MHOO314 -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 7:16:17 PM)
"I'd slap you but shit splatters"

Evanesce -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 8:30:48 PM)
I don't have any good bumper stickers, but I've always wanted a 4" high scrolling marquee saying "Get Off My Ass" that I could put in my back window and switch it on from the steering wheel when idiots decide I'm not driving fast enough in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

Lordandmaster -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 8:44:47 PM)
You could have that calibrated by radar to go off when someone comes too close. quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce I don't have any good bumper stickers, but I've always wanted a 4" high scrolling marquee saying "Get Off My Ass" that I could put in my back window and switch it on from the steering wheel when idiots decide I'm not driving fast enough in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

Arpig -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 9:42:19 PM)
quote: "I'm so homophobic I'm afraid to touch myself" I laughed out loud when I read it. OMFG! That is great. I hope you weren't driving when you saw it, i think I would have gone off the road :)

UtopianRanger -> RE: bumper stickers (4/9/2006 9:46:34 PM)
quote: Spotted about 10 miles from Cheney's weekend house on the Chesapeake Bay: "I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy Was driving home from Portland today and saw one of the best : '' Hemp is a weed Bush is a Dope'' - R

twicehappy -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 6:03:16 AM)
Several of my favorite ones: "Beware of dragons for ye are crunchy and good with ketchup" "Get a taste of religion, lick a witch" "If I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth" "I have the dick, therefore I make the rules" "Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car"

Tikkiee -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 6:29:46 AM)
quote: "Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car" LOL this one is cute another good one that I have seen is: "Flying lessons for free. Line up in front of the truck"

coossa -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 7:30:06 AM)
A couple of regional ones ... very revealing ... In Los Angeles ... "Cover me, I'm changing lanes.' On a Texas pickup truck "My wife ... OK My truck ... maybe My gun ... never!"

Moloch -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 7:41:26 AM)
Gun controls = Using both hands Another good one http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/xrg739.gif

twicehappy -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 11:04:28 AM)
"Gun control is hitting your target"

ShiftedJewel -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 11:30:59 AM)
*Ok, a couple of my faves...* *I gave up bowling for sex, the balls are lighter and I don't have to change shoes* *Of course I'm drunk, I'm no fucking stunt driver* *and my all time fave... Leave me alone... I'm having a sexual fantasy*

LorgromAndMiskel -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 11:37:02 AM)
This one is from Lorgrom's keychain - I'm not fluent in Moron, please speak a little slower

ChainedExistence -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 5:34:47 PM)
on one of those MANY MILLION yellow ribbon magnets on the back of cars these days,, " I support...Yellow Ribbons"

fastlane -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 5:47:30 PM)
This is original..as are all my post...so, if you steal it..I'll cry!. whip me, beat me, blow in my ass and pray for gas.....with the rising cost..I'm yours! Kevin

Evanesce -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 7:10:06 PM)
quote: You could have that calibrated by radar to go off when someone comes too close. Even better.

Saratov -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 7:27:59 PM)
Driver Carries NO CASH He is Married.

Cloudz -> RE: bumper stickers (4/10/2006 7:39:42 PM)
My personal favorite is on my Jeep "Respect For Women Creates Good Karma" I also like...Come to the Dark Side...we have cookies

philosophy -> RE: bumper stickers (4/11/2006 3:56:39 AM)
........i like this one my other bumper sticker is funny

foxnotinsox -> RE: bumper stickers (4/11/2006 4:42:14 AM)
If you can read this, thank a teacher! I've got a foxy sticker too .. as well as racing flames for the boy =]

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