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MistressLorelei -> RE: bumper stickers (5/27/2006 10:11:50 PM)
"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected" "My Goddess gave birth to your God" "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you are an asshole"

Lordandmaster -> RE: bumper stickers (5/27/2006 10:20:21 PM)
That's a good one. quote: ORIGINAL: MistressLorelei "The trouble with political jokes is they get elected"

icetygrs -> RE: bumper stickers (5/27/2006 11:58:02 PM)
i've one that says "be reasonable do it my way."

DaddysinCharge -> RE: bumper stickers (5/28/2006 9:14:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheShadows "It is pitch black, you're likely to be eaten by a grue." If you remember this quote, I applaud you. Zork anyone? :::taking a bow:::

SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: bumper stickers (1/6/2007 2:57:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle My personal favorite on the back of a woman's car, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!" Might this be it? http://tinyurl.com/y2ww3e

sleazy -> RE: bumper stickers (1/6/2007 3:04:21 PM)
On the back of mine...... "Insured by the mafia You hit me, we hit you"

domiguy -> RE: bumper stickers (1/6/2007 3:54:05 PM)
When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably meant not to kill them. out. D.G. p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

LTRsubNW -> RE: bumper stickers (1/6/2007 5:28:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moloch His adimistration lied about WACO texas and fabricated evidence, lets not forget that he started bobmbing Yougoslavia to get the worlds attention off the fact that he got a hummer. I have to tell you...that's just NOT true. If he'd have simply asked General Motors for a Hummer...they'd have given him one.

bobandchloe -> RE: bumper stickers (1/6/2007 8:45:14 PM)
Chloe has a bumper sticker that says "Well behaved women rarely make history". Of course, she has a great sense of humor, so she laughed when I showed her one of her Christmas presents. It was a one line sticker to go beneath her one I mentioned above. It says "But they do make pancakes" :) She has not yet made me pancakes.

sweetnurseBBW -> RE: bumper stickers (1/6/2007 8:47:44 PM)
I saw one that said "My next husband will be normal" [:D]

popeye1250 -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 10:07:12 AM)
"Hey Saddam, who's your Daddy!!!" "Support the French War Hero Museum." I made up a bunch myself that can be used for example if you have a brother-in-law who owes you money and doesn't want to pay you, a shitty boss, or a neighbor you don't like. You sneak one of these on their back bumper and watch the sparks fly! "Masturbation is not a Crime!"

Nosathro -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 10:21:48 AM)
One I like "Where are we going? ...And why am I in this handbasket?"

mgdartist -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 10:35:25 AM)
"Dear Lord please Protect and Watch over me as I travel, but mostly PLEASE protect me from my GOOD FRIENDS WHO MEAN WELL"

popeye1250 -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 11:12:51 AM)
Another one I made up; "Bin Laden Eats Bacon!"

gypsygrl -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 11:13:40 AM)
"God was my co-pilot until we crashed in the andes and I ate him" "Its not the heat but the humanity I can't stand." (I made this one up.)

NaiveTempest -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 11:20:29 AM)
Ones that I would love to get.... "My other car is a broomstick!" "Ahhh, I see the Screw-Up fairy has visited us again" "God must love stupid people, he made So many" and, finally... "CAUTION, never drive faster than your angel can fly"

LeMis -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 1:35:49 PM)
quote: "Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em!" [:D] I *LOVE* that one!!!!! [:D] [;)]

LeMis -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 2:05:16 PM)
My brother (who is a truck driver) has this on the back of his trailer:: <---------- El Passo El Cruncho ----------> It just cracked me up (no pun intended). [:D] [:D]

MasDom -> RE: bumper stickers (1/7/2007 2:53:52 PM)
I want one for my truck that says. Your head hear... ><...

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