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talltxsub -> RE: bumper stickers (4/11/2006 4:52:07 AM)
How about this one: "Boys are great....every girl should own one"

Saratov -> RE: bumper stickers (4/11/2006 6:53:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: foxnotinsox If you can read this, thank a teacher! Let's NOT forget: If you can read this, thank a teacher! If you are reading it in english, thank a vet! (Folks from other countries can insert the language of their country as appropreate)

Tikkiee -> RE: bumper stickers (4/11/2006 7:02:05 AM)
"Wife and dog missing. REWARD for dog." "Fear the government that fears your gun"

TheGentleDomme -> RE: bumper stickers (4/11/2006 7:51:37 AM)
I like this one on cafepress http://www.cafepress.com/ibs1.48523149 It reads backwards: If I'm too close, you're too slow. Something created especially for the rearview mirror.... If someone comes roaring up behind me, I kindly get out of the way and let them pass. I wish everyone did the same.

Honeycrisp -> RE: bumper stickers (4/11/2006 7:51:42 AM)
My mum just got a catalogue with tons of them in it. Here are a few of my favorites. Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only backwards & in HIGH HEELS Please forgive me; I was raised by wolves. and my all time favorite: Visualize whirled peas.

sparkledaemon -> RE: bumper stickers (4/14/2006 2:02:15 PM)
A few of my favorites: You're driving a car, not a phone booth. Bad cop. No donut. God is coming and she is pissed. I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals. Got duct tape? (smile) Give the dangerous bitch her chocolate.

MistressLorelei -> RE: bumper stickers (4/15/2006 11:24:54 PM)
"I don't want a changed man, I want a man I can change"

tangldupinblue -> RE: bumper stickers (4/15/2006 11:28:23 PM)
the sticker on my car says "My dick is bigger"

MochaMistress -> RE: bumper stickers (4/16/2006 10:12:59 AM)
Get In Shut Up & Hang On Saw that one on a bumper sticker. But I want a plaque for my head board.

MadameDahlia -> RE: bumper stickers (4/16/2006 2:24:36 PM)
"Give me that old time religion" - with a picture of stonehenge beside it. "If you're reading this you aren't paying attention to the road." "Suck my drunk, I'm dick" "Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em!" "I do whatever the voices in my pants tell me to do." "4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions." "Even though this is a STUPID STICKER you're squinting to read it."

Saratov -> RE: bumper stickers (4/16/2006 5:01:50 PM)
If you can read this... you're TOO CLOSE!

Youresomine -> RE: bumper stickers (4/16/2006 5:17:58 PM)
My favorite: "Wouldn't it be great if the schools had all the money they needed and the army had to hold a bake sale to buy a fighter jet?"

MochaMistress -> RE: bumper stickers (4/16/2006 6:53:49 PM)
If you dont like my driving... Get off the sidewalk.

goodforyou -> RE: bumper stickers (4/16/2006 6:53:51 PM)
dear lord, protect us from your followers

TheShadows -> RE: bumper stickers (4/18/2006 3:56:33 AM)
Some of my "nerdy" favorites... "Ask me about old hardware..." "Your skill in reading has increased!" "I'm not a geek...I'm a Level 12 Paladin!" "Stop laughing, computers are cool now." "You are SO off my buddy list." "It is pitch black, you're likely to be eaten by a grue." If you remember this quote, I applaud you. "I am your WebMaster. You must Submit." Complete with clickable "Submit" button.

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: bumper stickers (5/26/2006 10:36:20 PM)
My personal favorite on the back of a woman's car, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

tangldupinblue -> RE: bumper stickers (5/26/2006 10:40:00 PM)
my bumper stickers says "My Dick is bigger" which is funny in itself, but that fact that i'm a woman really tickles people. blue

MochaMistress -> RE: bumper stickers (5/27/2006 11:18:21 AM)
On the back of a kiwi green old VW bus. Grass, gas or ass... nobody rides for free.

SirKenin -> RE: bumper stickers (5/27/2006 4:40:57 PM)
I am not prejudiced. I hate everybody equally. Wicca. Pretendending to be an ancient religion since 1956.

puella -> RE: bumper stickers (5/27/2006 4:49:31 PM)
In my town there is this total overabundance of those yellow support the troops ribbons.. they now have them in all colors and with all sorts of ways to support our troops (as if keeping them the hell out of there isn't a support option?) .... anyway.. I have a great ribbon thingy on my car... "Support our troops... Draft the twins!" My brother is currently serving in Mosul. Where are all the fat cats kids?

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