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bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 10:38:16 AM   
odalisqueslave


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i spotted the following as i drove to church this am:-
'no-one died when Clinton lied'...
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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 10:46:10 AM   
Moloch


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 12:29:46 PM   
Tikkiee


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Status: offline 		One of the best bumper stickers that I ever saw said
 
"Teenagers are just dying to drink and drive"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 12:37:57 PM   
windchymes


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 12:49:37 PM   
Moloch


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 12:54:45 PM   
Saint


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Status: offline 		I saw this on a ladies car while driving home from work one night. "If your going to ride my ass, you might as well yank my hair also!"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 12:55:18 PM   
Tikkiee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Moloch

"keep honking Im reloading"

LOL I actually have that on the back of my truck

edited to add:

another good one that I have seen was on the back of a semi-trailer that said:
 
" If you can not see my side mirrors, then I can not see you. Please back up some"

< Message edited by Tikkiee -- 4/9/2006 12:57:03 PM >

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 1:15:45 PM   
michaelGA


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 4:04:59 PM   
windy135


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Status: offline 		Saw this one today  it made me grin:  "If I wanted to hear from an asshole:  I'd fart" 

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 4:08:10 PM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		I liked this one:

If I wanted to hear the shit coming out of your stereo I would be sitting in your car.

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 4:26:23 PM   
JazzDaddy


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Status: offline 		Saw this one once--"I don't hate mankind; I just hate people!"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 6:01:30 PM   
ScooterTrash


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 6:13:12 PM   
MsSonnetMarwood


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"I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 6:18:05 PM   
michaelGA


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"My Boobs Cost More Than Your Car"


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 6:25:52 PM   
Saratov


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 6:39:26 PM   
Arpig


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 6:42:44 PM   
IronBear


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Stealing is a crime against kama! 
The Lords of Kama have size 12 boots and wear blue uniforms!

This was one which I made and sold to a variety of shops and the Freemantle (W.A./Au) Police had it as bumper stickers......


Hmmmmm this begs the question:: Are the Mods, Lords of Kama attached to CM????


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 6:44:44 PM   
newdombbw


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Status: offline 		I have two on my minivan:

"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway"

and .....

"I'm Pro-Chocolate, and I Vote"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 7:02:16 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		I had a butt ugly Corvair van (with no windows except for the front doors & windshield) back in High School......had the perfect bumper sticker on it.....it read:

Don't laugh mom....your daughter might be in here!!

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 7:09:03 PM   
SacredDOM


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I laughed out loud when I read it.

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