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ORIGINAL: riptorian

So you do not find hobbits hot? I guess the jock strap would get hidden under all the body hair anyway. So maybe a banana hammock instead? And I just realized why you thought I would look foxy in a pair of Levi's. I am in the back of the picture. Then one with the tail is the dog. It does confuse people. :)

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ORIGINAL: riptorian

I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you.

Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there!

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ORIGINAL: divi

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ORIGINAL: riptorian

I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you.

Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there!

First off please tell me you dont own the above outfit lol..
I like my men to look like men.  I like a guy who is fierce and one who with just a look can make my thighs quiver.  It's not easy to get me on my knees.. good luck tho :)
btw.. do you wear mandals ?

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ORIGINAL: riptorian

My toe hair likes the soft breeze running over them. Uhm.

I love out of all the things I said in my previous post, you picked on the bathing sandals. That is pretty awesome :D My bathing sandals broke the other day. Wore them up. The front end broke off, pretty painful. Actually happened in the aforementioned supermarket. Geoff was not too happy about it, since he loved sitting in those sandals, after I've used them. I guess he liked the heat from my feet.
He is a funny little parrot. The other day he sat on my TV singing sea shanties, along with the neighbours dog (window was open). Maybe he misses the sea life? If you own a boat, I think Geoff would approve of you.

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ORIGINAL: riptorian

Unfortunately sodomizing a parrot in Denmark is illegal

wonders how you know this lol

Just in case, I just want to state I have been extremely sarcastic through out all my posts, except the first few one. :)

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ORIGINAL: riptorian

I think I am dialing onto you, on your perfect guy. So no feet hair, no jock strap combined with a leather vest, not a hobbit, plus no banan hammocks. So we can rule out Ryan Seacrest :D

I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you.

Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there!

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ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer

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ORIGINAL: riptorian

I think I am dialing onto you, on your perfect guy. So no feet hair, no jock strap combined with a leather vest, not a hobbit, plus no banan hammocks. So we can rule out Ryan Seacrest :D

I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you.

Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there!

Sadly I have to say I have never actually worn a pirate outfit, but I do have a pirate beard atm in fact :D Pirates are so cool. Plus why would you need a garb if you got the beard, eye patch and hat?

An alternative to "doing me" (tss the language on this forum), could be me dressing up as a pirate and you as a ninja and duke it out in the most epic battle, that has been under way for several years. I know Geoff never says no to a fight. Just don't look into his eyes ;)

But I do actually think on a more serious note that I got the figure to be a nice pirate captain. YAAR!

I am a huge cosplay fetishist and Ren Faire/SCA player.  If you looked hot in pirate garb, I would most definitely want to do you.  Alas, if you're a dominant, I'm not sure you'd consent to what I'd be interested in doing, though. 

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ORIGINAL: riptorian
An alternative to "doing me" (tss the language on this forum), could be me dressing up as a pirate and you as a ninja and duke it out in the most epic battle, that has been under way for several years.

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ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer

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ORIGINAL: riptorian
An alternative to "doing me" (tss the language on this forum), could be me dressing up as a pirate and you as a ninja and duke it out in the most epic battle, that has been under way for several years.

Nay, matey.  I be a pirate through and through, and I run through all those scurvy scalawag ninjas and send them down to Davy Jones when I can catch them.   Arse-fickling turd-burglers be they all, cowardly and stealthing, not a man among them fit to serve on my splendid crew. 

Translation: I clearly spent too many years doing pirate recreation gigs, because I am a giant nerd.  But hey, pirates are sexy and dress way better than ninjas, so I think pirates win. 

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ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer
Translation: I clearly spent too many years doing pirate recreation gigs, because I am a giant nerd.  But hey, pirates are sexy and dress way better than ninjas, so I think pirates win.