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laurell3 -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 4:39:32 PM)

You're going to traveling alot for a girl that can't afford a condom.....just sayin................[8|]




Glasgow -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 4:42:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

You're going to traveling alot for a girl that can't afford a condom.....just sayin................[8|]


Hey! Condoms are like $0.50 each! What do you think I am, made of money? Sheesh.




Aileen1968 -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 4:52:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Glasgow

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Agreed! They never tell us the good details, it's always the crap we would never want to know..........sobs*


Tomorrow, I will start a brand-new thread called "Advice For Glasgow: The Followup". In exchange for your advice, I will give all of you the dirty, gory details, and whether or not I blew him in the restroom of a Starbucks.

@Lizi, good advice, especially that last bit.



Real men demand blow jobs in Dunkin Donuts restrooms. Every one knows that.

To the OP....I have broken every rule and survived (gasp).
If you are just meeting for coffee, relax and enjoy.
I personally think safe calls are useless and a false security.
Trust your instincts.




juliaoceania -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 4:55:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Glasgow

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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which is probably good, because I am broke and out of condoms.


Laughing here, this is already getting off to a bad start....


Does he have condoms (just in case)?


I'm sure he does. Or, he better. Man, I hate being poor. Your laughter is deserved, for I am but a lowly college student.



I am poor grad student myself, which is why I laughed




DarkSteven -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 5:01:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Glasgow

This would not be a problem had my older sister not stolen 20 of my condoms to prevent me from having sex.


Bullshit.  She stole your condoms because she had a use for them.  The slut.  And she's a liar too.

We hates her, we hates her, we hates her for ever.




DomImus -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 5:14:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Glasgow
I would like to say that when combined with your avatar, your sense of "safe activities" must be magnificent.


Violet wands are for pussies. Serious electrical play always requires a butter knife.[:)]

Take whatever measures you feel you are necessary to create the illusion of safety but remember there are folks like me and mine who broke all the rules and lived to tell about it and there are people who crossed all of the safety t's and dotted all of the safety i's and still ended up on the slab.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 5:19:11 PM)

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Alright, Jefff. Are you being facetious? Because you know how impressionable young people are. I don't want to blow him in the middle of a Starbucks unless I really, really have to.


Hey you never know, blowing him at Starbuck's could get you some free coffee [8D] As for the rest you've had some excellent advice, have fun and enjoy the coffee

zeph




DarkSteven -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 5:22:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Hey you never know, blowing him at Starbuck's could get you some free coffee [8D] As for the rest you've had some excellent advice, have fun and enjoy the coffee with cream.

zeph



I fixed your post, zeph.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 5:32:18 PM)

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Get on a plane, get over here and marry me. Now. It's legal here.


WHAT! But I thought....I thought....I mean we're Revels-bonded and all. Lying, cheating bitch!




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 5:34:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Hey you never know, blowing him at Starbuck's could get you some free coffee [8D] As for the rest you've had some excellent advice, have fun and enjoy the coffee with cream.

zeph



I fixed your post, zeph.



oooops, thanks Stevie *shoves a cookie in Stevie's mouth*

edited cuz I can't spell Stevie




SailingBum -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 7:18:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

All of these people say "take condoms."
WTF?
Are you going to F at Starbuck's?
I doubt it.
...and what if this guy is awful?

No one is that desperate.




Oh please. People fuck everywhere. I *always* win the "what's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?" contest. Starbucks would not even be in the running.

To the OP:


sunshine




Im calling BULL SHIT on that!!! I GaurenDamnTee you cannot even come close to some of the places Ive done the nasty!!!

BadOne




laurell3 -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/10/2010 9:27:59 PM)

Really? Where?




sunshinemiss -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/11/2010 4:09:10 AM)

mmmm... hmmmm....

Came with a lifetimes guarantee.




IronBear -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/11/2010 5:22:57 AM)

Not sure about the States, but a lot of places here have dispensers for free condoms. All else fails take a sheet of glad wrap (cling film) as a condom and after douche with coco cola. Both have been in use in some Aussie High Schools for years and it seems to lower the over burdened school birth rate a tad. 




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/11/2010 5:37:49 AM)

Douche with Coca-Cola? I have a personal rule. Never put anything up THERE that can corrode battery acid. Just saying. [:D]




wandersalone -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/11/2010 9:32:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Not sure about the States, but a lot of places here have dispensers for free condoms. All else fails take a sheet of glad wrap (cling film) as a condom and after douche with coco cola. Both have been in use in some Aussie High Schools for years and it seems to lower the over burdened school birth rate a tad. 


[sm=biggrin.gif]

You brought back some scary memories for me IB of when I used to give talks in high schools about 20 years ago about HIV and AIDS related illnesses and harm minimisation.  I seriously had a LOT of kids seriously tell me that their boyfriends told them that putting chocolate bar wrappers on their dicks was just like using a condom.

Ok Sunny and Sailing Bum, I want both of you to cmail me the weirdest places you had sex....stat!!!!   I'll be the objective judge (cos I am nice like that) [sm=mistress.gif]

Glasgow have fun with the random dude.  Just wondering though.....if you can't afford a few bucks for some condoms how will you pay for a coffee at the hideously overpriced (not to mention highly unethical) starbucks?




Glasgow -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/11/2010 10:24:18 AM)

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Glasgow have fun with the random dude.  Just wondering though.....if you can't afford a few bucks for some condoms how will you pay for a coffee at the hideously overpriced (not to mention highly unethical) starbucks?


I'm getting water ;)




sublizzie -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/11/2010 11:09:44 AM)

Water would probably be better than coffee anyway. Blech to coffee. Starbucks' tea isn't all that great either. I like a good cuppa but I can't get it at Starbucks.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/11/2010 1:52:19 PM)

I always like meeting someone at a Bookstore, because there's never any chance of it being a wasted trip. There's ALWAYS something of interest in a bookstore, and plenty of comfortable places to chill while waiting for someone to show up. And, unless I find a book I simply can't bear to leave behind, costs me nothing. I know...she didn't ask WHERE to meet someone but the free water comment brought ths to mind so meh, posted it.




laurell3 -> RE: Meeting someone from CM tomorrow - need advice (6/11/2010 2:24:52 PM)

Yeah that's a great idea and the bigger ones do have coffee shops in them.

Sadly, books are my weakness though, I can't seem to enter one without walking out with a ton of books.




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