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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 9:22:22 PM   
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i wear my heart on my sleeve. This causes a rather obvious red stain on my shirt, and sometimes people ask me what the pulsating lump is on my arm......it gets embarrasing. Any advice?


Invite Hannibal Lecter over for dinner... just be sure to make some fava beans as a side dish.

Himself keeps the temperature so cold here I get icicles dripping off my nose.  Should I approach him about turning up the heat?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 9:53:01 PM   
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Himself keeps the temperature so cold here I get icicles dripping off my nose.  Should I approach him about turning up the heat?


Yes, by placing your icicle nose on the nape of his neck, and your frozen toes in the small of his back just as he's starting to doze off.  Tell him you gotta get 'em warm somehow.
 
I'm hearing odd noises outside and it's making me nervous.  How can I screw up the courage to go investigate?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 9:57:10 PM   
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I'm hearing odd noises outside and it's making me nervous.  How can I screw up the courage to go investigate?




5th of Tequila should do the trick.

I put my cold toes on Master, now I'm in truble. Should I beg him to forgive me or suffer his wrath?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 10:05:52 PM   
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My teen won't shut up, how can I get him to?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 10:50:59 PM   
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I always use bubble wrap for stuffing inside large fragile objects so it is my suggestion that this is what is used. As for the size problem it obviously will not fit in the oven so you are going to have to stand over it for hours with a blow torch instead.

Please help that rivermoon has planted an image in my head of a cat backing onto a Tom. How can I remove the memories from my head I wish I didn’t have in it?


Plead your case to Mod Eleven and ask her to remove any trace of Rivermoon from collarme.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 11:10:18 PM   
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how do you replace the batteries in a dead cat??????????????

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 11:21:29 PM   
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how do you replace the batteries in a dead cat??????????????


One of two ways. First of all, did you get a manual with the cat? How does it tell you to change the batteries? If all else fails though lift the tail and there is a small hole there to insert new batteries. You might want to take the cat to dinner first. Just hope it isn't 9 volt batteries.


I ran out of bags for my vacuum cleaner. I still need to use it... is there a substitute I can use?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 11:39:28 PM   
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I ran out of bags for my vacuum cleaner. I still need to use it... is there a substitute I can use?


Big mouthed slave. They can suck anything up.

Riots a rising Porn Star and I'm not.  What should I do about my jealousy?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/17/2006 11:54:30 PM   
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Riots a rising Porn Star and I'm not. What should I do about my jealousy?


Go back to the complaints thread and complain about it again and again and again and agian and...

I'm having trouble shutting my mind down from thinking about an earlier email I received, what should I do?

C


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 12:00:07 AM   
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I'm having trouble shutting my mind down from thinking about an earlier email I received, what should I do?

C



Forward the email to a woman and let her do the thinking for you.

Crap. I just gave out good advice by mistake. What should I do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 12:11:43 AM   
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Forward the email to a woman and let her do the thinking for you.

Crap. I just gave out good advice by mistake. What should I do??


Syndicate.
Should I follow Bit's advice?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 12:14:20 AM   
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I'm having trouble shutting my mind down from thinking about an earlier email I received, what should I do?

C

Change skins into Mod 12 or15 and completely delete the post.



Forward the email to a woman and let her do the thinking for you.

Crap. I just gave out good advice by mistake. What should I do??



Change skins into Mod 12 or15 and completely delete the post.

I went to work and forgot to close the cage of my pet Turantuala. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 12:46:19 AM   
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I went to work and forgot to close the cage of my pet Turantuala. What should I do?


ask DesertRat to send you a heap of vinegaroons and you'll be set just fine. perhaps a few scorpions, too!

the pool is an awful mess and i can't clean it up right just now, what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 1:03:34 AM   
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I went to work and forgot to close the cage of my pet Turantuala. What should I do?


ask DesertRat to send you a heap of vinegaroons and you'll be set just fine. perhaps a few scorpions, too!

the pool is an awful mess and i can't clean it up right just now, what should i do?

 
Breed a hardy species of mosquito carrying a virulent virus or other microorganism in the pool until some semi-employed scientist gets a chance to clean it our for you. Your neighbors will love you for it.

I am feeling somewhat agitated, but in a strangely pleasant way, having a hard time concentrating, and my pants feel kinda tight. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 1:06:44 AM   
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I am feeling somewhat agitated, but in a strangely pleasant way, having a hard time concentrating, and my pants feel kinda tight. What should I do?


mmmmm. i know this one. get thee to me and f**k my brains out for hours and hours and hours and hours....or f**k the bed if not.

i've now got this vision of this very large cock just pulsating and calling to me, what can i do so that i can sleep?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 1:25:50 AM   
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I am feeling somewhat agitated, but in a strangely pleasant way, having a hard time concentrating, and my pants feel kinda tight. What should I do?


mmmmm. i know this one. get thee to me and f**k my brains out for hours and hours and hours and hours....or f**k the bed if not.

i've now got this vision of this very large cock just pulsating and calling to me, what can i do so that i can sleep?

 
Hmmmm...ya know, the name of this game is "Bad Advice", and I'm not seeing any of that in your reply. What can you do? um....follow your own advice....get thee to me! But for the nonce, some kind of personal substitute might be in order...a version of 'doing the bed', perhaps.

The bunnies and quails are running by the windows, driving my cats nuts. How can I make them stop?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 1:29:57 AM   
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The bunnies and quails are running by the windows, driving my cats nuts. How can I make them stop?



Spade or neuter the cat.

I just got Sims 2 and I can't decide between playing on the forums or playing my game. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 5:18:31 AM   
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Now, if you don't mind, I've got to go and complete conquest with Puff on Devil Kings.


I have 12 pieces of AV equipment, which has led to more cables than I can really fit. what should I do?

J

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 5:23:31 AM   
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I have 12 pieces of AV equipment, which has led to more cables than I can really fit. what should I do?


Hmmmmm ... I'm wondering where you are trying to fit them heheheh

How about getting rid of a few pieces, rearranging them so cabling isn't as big a problem, or .. my favourite .. tying them all up in a big red ribbon so they don't get in the way.

I think I've got a cold .. or perhaps allergies?
It's a warm sunny day .. the first after a long weekend. Should I call in sick?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 5:31:14 AM   
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my dog is snoring ultra loudly and he likes to sleep near my head what should i do?

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