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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 5:41:53 AM   
NakedOnMyChain


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I'm planning a surprise party for my husband's birthday on Friday.  Any advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 6:01:30 AM   
mnottertail


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I have not after diligent practice, won the lottery--suggestions?

Ron

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 6:13:17 AM   
PetiteBlonde


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Status: offline 		I went looking for something, couldn't find it, then forgot what it was i was looking for, what shall I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 6:38:23 AM   
Duncan


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Status: offline 		Thats probably beginers luck, you should use the money to practice more or your never going to win that.

I made my sub a new collar from the rusted barbed wire fence out back but cant her to wear it.


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Yeah, surprise him.

I have not after diligent practice, won the lottery--suggestions?

Ron

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 6:56:05 AM   
mnottertail


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 8:11:06 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Demonstrate it’s harmlessness on yourself.

I put some shelves up but they are all wonky and my books keep sliding off them what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 8:29:34 AM   
ShiftedJewel


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ORIGINAL: FullCircle

Demonstrate it’s harmlessness on yourself.

I put some shelves up but they are all wonky and my books keep sliding off them what do I do?


Glue them in place and tell people it's art.
 
I keep trying to by a new flogger on Ebay and the same person keeps out bidding me, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 8:35:03 AM   
mnottertail


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 9:15:42 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Find out where he lives and flog him within an inch of his life.


Ummm, ok.
 
I think mnottertail is really tired, what can we do to help?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 9:26:25 AM   
Takethiswaltz


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Should I tie a laser light around my cat's neck to help her see in the dark?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 9:30:19 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		why stop there. Why not rig up a whole battery of maglites over her shoulders, and some night vision goggles. This may cut her mobility down a little, so replacing her legs with catapilar tracks may help.

I've got a draw under my bed that keeps sticking. whats the best way to fix it

J

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 10:03:45 AM   
Takethiswaltz


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Status: offline 		pull it out, beat the crap out of it w/ a 2x4, and then replace it with a cardboard box.
 
should i spray paint my old volvo pink?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 10:16:15 AM   
Mercnbeth


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should i spray paint my old volvo pink?
 
Of course - all healthy vulva's should be pink especially the undersides and all the nooks and crannies, be sure to shave first! (PS - You should never consider yourself "old" and next time use spell check - I think you spelled vulva wrong.)

My favorite leather flogger handle is worn - replace it, or buy a new one?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 11:58:37 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		Give Handle a few weeks off, maybe send him off to Tunisia to source some more suppliers, then I'm sure he'll return to the shop with new vigour. By the way, I wouldn't start lecturing on spelling until you can at least get your head round the capitalisation of surnames

J

btw, I'm going for a staff writer position at a new magazine. What should I wear to the interview?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 12:06:10 PM   
mnottertail


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It is always in style.
And you probably will not have to do alot of the talking

Ron

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 1:25:16 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

I went looking for something, couldn't find it, then forgot what it was i was looking for, what shall I do?


Call the psychic hotline and ask them what it was.

quote:

 btw, I'm going for a staff writer position at a new magazine. What should I wear to the interview?  


Get a suit that has a print of The New York Times crossword puzzle. That will show your prospective employer that you posess a vast vocabulary. Also, if they are late in getting to you, you can always work the puzzle while you wait.


I have some rust spots on my car and I should do something about them. Any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 1:26:46 PM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron... you continue to forget to post new questions. Don't make me get stern with you. 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 1:40:35 PM   
wytchywoman


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I will try again. Gauge. Bondo the rust spots in your car. Claim you don't even know what Bondo is if someone grills you on it.

I need advice on how to deal with my mother. I got arrested (for real yesterday) on a three and a half year old   dismised  warrant yesterday. The local DA didn't take the warrant off the computer though.  My mother shoved me down the stairs while I was living in her house to try to take care of her

Any advice on how to keep those damned nice handcuffs the cops used yesterday? The warrant was totally dismissed, but they took  me anyway. I want a souvneir. Anyone have any advice on how I can get those police issue handcuffs back?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 2:00:06 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Truth of the matter is that police handcuffs are available to anyone at anytime, over the counter.  The Jamaican staff of crack Homeland Security forces become extremely perplexed and eye you askance and make you give them to the captain while traveling if you go thru LaGuardia  (and that is long before 9/11)

Did I say too much, why are my posts all so confusing?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2006 2:46:08 PM   
wytchywoman


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Truth of the matter is that police handcuffs are available to anyone at anytime, over the counter.  The Jamaican staff of crack Homeland Security forces become extremely perplexed and eye you askance and make you give them to the captain while traveling if you go thru LaGuardia  (and that is long before 9/11)

Did I say too much, why are my posts all so confusing?


Gods and goddesses love ya. I do not often agree with you. But if someone has handcuffs..they should know how to use the them.


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