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angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 3:36:44 PM)
If you got the urge to sneeze.....insert butt plug, wait for the nasal tickle, and aim yer butt at the person who sooooo deserves to get it in the eye Due to forementioned pringle addiction, overload of salt means waking up in night with raging thirst....what should I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 4:20:02 PM)
Drink whiskey ofcourse oh and make sure you have some suitable snacks with you....like say pringles! I have a terrible toothache but cant go to the dentist til tomorrow...what do i do?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 4:28:57 PM)
Wind string round tooth and attach to aforementioned buttplug and hope for a 100mph sneeze, using suitable anaesthetic...like whisky...prob solved and no bill! Tried the cabbage diet.... but it gave me wind, what should I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 4:40:39 PM)
Add baked beans with the cabbage and you can go to work for a wind turbine compnay producing energy for them! My pc needs clean what kind of things can i use on it?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 6:19:41 PM)
Well, you should start by opening the case and pouring in large amounts of idustrial degreaser. Then you should give each part a thorough scrub down with steel wool and sand paper....make sure the computer is plugged in and turned on the whole time. This makes it extra clean. I'm arming the Cruise ship to repel boarders. What are some good defensive armaments?

bearincuffs -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 6:22:58 PM)
Find as many cheesy drag queens as possible and have them stand in a line all around the ship and sing Dancing Queen by ABBA. I'm being pestered by a demon, how do I effectively get rid of it for good?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 6:27:50 PM)
I only ever fought a demon once. It involved pile driving him through the deck of a ship and carving man whore into his ass with a welding torch....seemed fairly effective but it didn't kill him. You may want to try beheading. The dancing drag queens are demending to be paid now....this ain't no union shop. How do I deal with them...permanently?

bearincuffs -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 6:35:09 PM)
Round up all the drag queens and bring them down to the bottom of the ship and lock them in with the trolls. I have nothing to do and very bored, how can I fix this?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 6:38:58 PM)
Go watch the drag queens and trolls interact on the ships security screens. I don't have any clean pants for work tomorrow and I really don't feel like doing laundry. What should I do?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 8:08:47 PM)
Make someone else do your laundry. I seem to be losing my voice. Any advice?

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 8:10:05 PM)
Turn them inside out and wear them... How do I find the man of my dreams???

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 8:14:54 PM)
CalliopePurple - put a harness on your voice so it can't get lost. Or microchip it so you can id it when it's found. quietkitten - go to sleep. That is when you dream, so that is where the man of your dreams will be. I have to go to the bathroom, but I can't tear myself away from these boards... what shall I do?

nectarine00 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 8:27:00 PM)
set up your computer in the bathroom along with a mini fridge and microwave so you'll never have to leave ever again! I wore the batteries out on my new vibrator, what do I do now?

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 8:31:25 PM)
Get a generator to run your vibrator off of!!! VROOOOOOM! I fell asleep and never met the man of my dreams .. how do I hurt Mikal for the waste of my precious time???

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 8:34:23 PM)
Hey, I didn't hold a gun to your head to waste you time... no need to get violent! I think quietkitten is really a Sadistic Domme... how do I prove this to her?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 9:46:51 PM)
quote: I think quietkitten is really a Sadistic Domme... how do I prove this to her? Go to New York City with $100 dollar bills just hanging out of your pockets. When you eventually get mugged and beaten, file an abuse complaint against Quietkitten. This should not only solidify your friendship but it will suit your task of convincing her she is a Dominant. Every time I go to sleep I think a small piece of my brain leaks out and never returns... how can I prevent this from happening, if it is happening at all?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 12:02:43 AM)
Before lying down, fill both ears with Superglue. That will keep your brains from leaking out. Also, you may want to Superglue your mouth shut. People don't actually have less brains when they talk, but some people make it appear that way. (nothing personal. G) I am bummed out about having to work tomorrow. I have not won the Lottery, and my evil scheme to defraud Sinergy of his Congo inheritance is not going well. What should I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 3:51:27 AM)
Easy....go to your local train station, bring with you a piece of cardboard and write 'gimme moneyb NOW' and sit cross legged and head bowed, it helps if you can sing or play the guitar...you will me ultra rich in no time! i'm thinking of posting something on CM im torn between 'if we stop breathing do we die?' or 'should i ask my domme to do as shes told'? you know something amzingly brain dead just to get attention like nearly EVERY fucking post on here...which one?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 4:35:47 AM)
Go with the first one and see how many people try it.....you will be able to work this out by how many people stop posting.... My cd drive is jammed, what sould I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 4:39:12 AM)
simple, pull out the tray of the CD then get a screwdriver and shove it inside then wiggle it about and hey presto!!! It's also good to load your toast into you know! I have one plug socket and 4 plugs to put in also i have a leak right beside the socket, should i get an electrician in?

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