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angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 4:44:35 AM)
Nope, get an extension socket, lay it on the leak, and plug in while hands are wet from mopping up aforementioned leak...is that called electro play? My toast is stuck in my cd drive...what should I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 5:08:39 AM)
Make some scrambled eggs to go with them... Ive just been involved in some electro-play and everything i touch is blowing up! what do i do?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 5:14:36 AM)
Take a shower, that should discharge the situation. My neigbors music is vibrating the frames on my walls it so loud. What should I do about it?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 5:47:38 AM)
Paste yourself to wall and save on batteries I can't find my battery charger, what should I do

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 5:54:40 AM)
easxy...look for something else! Ive acquired this battery charger i didnt know i had...shall i sell it?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 6:00:48 AM)
No......you should plug it into your extension socket after giving it a good wash for hygeine reasons, or donate it to someone you know who needs one. I need to change my locks as things keep going missing....what should I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 6:03:43 AM)
buy some locks off me, its ok i only have 5 copies and im very trustworthy ...ask my parole officer! I found a big bag of white power stuff, it was laying next to a guy called Mr Big or something what is it and what should i do with it?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 8:43:15 AM)
Sprinkle it liberally in your shoes. It is great for keeping your feet cool, and absorbing perspiration which could lead to skin problems. As a gesture of appreciation for our public servants, take the remainder of the powder to the police station, so that the policemen on foot patrol can also have comfortable feet. They will demonstrate their appreciation in a way you will remember for years. Trolls keep asking me to send naked pictures. My first instinct is to refuse, because why would strangers need to see me naked? But I worry that I may be losing the opportunity to know some fantastic Doms. What should I do?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 12:41:03 PM)
Send a pic of a naked troll back....you can find them in ebay under collectors toys. bludemonn forgot to hold his nose while sprinkling and has just cartwheeled past my house buck naked singing a Liza Minelli medley...what should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 3:23:31 PM)
quote: bludemonn forgot to hold his nose while sprinkling and has just cartwheeled past my house buck naked singing a Liza Minelli medley...what should I do? Rub yourself with curry powder and then dip yourself in egg and then roll in flower. Heat a vat of oil to 325 degrees and throw yourself in. In about 30 minutes or so you should be done. It is best to check to see if you are fork tender. I am so terribly bored and my neck hurts. I need something to do.

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 3:45:55 PM)
Play "walk Like An Egyptian" on repeat......and do the dance.... then contemplate your navel and get rid of any undesired residue lurking therein with a cotton bud. My left buttock has gone numb from sitting at my comp all day...what should I do?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 4:16:26 PM)
Stand and use the computer, of course. The TSA is hiring. Should I apply?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 7:39:02 PM)
and chance rejection? no way! sit at home and wait for an opportunity to fall into your lap. what i thought was a 48 hour bug has turned into a 96 hour cockroach that won't die. how do i kick this?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 7:41:29 PM)
Just spray some raid down your throat...works every time I have impaled my foot with one of my own swords and I don't feel like going to thr hospital. Any homeremedies I can try?

bearincuffs -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 7:55:56 PM)
First remove the sword form your foot and then grab a large roll of duct tape and wrap it around the foot until there's no more tape. I'm being chased by some women who want to brand me, how do I avoid this from happening?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 10:23:36 PM)
Let her brand you. Then she'll stop chasing you. I need these boards to get boring. How shall I accomplish this?

MadameDahlia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/28/2007 11:15:30 PM)
Give everyone camomile tea to put them to sleep. Sing a lullaby if necessary. With no one posting... you'll be bored to tears in no time! I'd like to take up a martial art form. But I'm having trouble deciding on which form is best for me. What would be a good way to research the various forms available?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2007 7:18:43 PM)
Go to Asia and misbehave very badly in public. When the police come for you, run and give them a hard time. This will show you the different fighting styles. The wind is howling outside my window and I can't sleep. How do I get the wind to quiet down?

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2007 7:20:43 PM)
You are a Domme aren't you???? Just tell it to shut the f*** up or you will beat it!! I think I am pregnant, but I don't think I am the mother... what do I do??

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2007 7:26:49 PM)
Tell everyone around you that the baby has millions of dollars and watch thousands of people come to claim that it is theirs. The milk has spoiled but I still want to drink it. How do I cover up the spoiled taste and smell?

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