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Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/19/2007 9:08:29 PM)

Take a swig of Milk of Magnesia with every bite of food.


I've gotten exceptionally lazy when it comes to cooking meals. What should I do?



Sternhand4 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/19/2007 10:33:25 PM)

Drink more budweiser.. it has the same nutritional equivilant as a porkchop.

Will the budweiser diet replace that Atkins plan??



SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/19/2007 11:02:21 PM)

only if you drink it every day..


my dog likes feet, stuffed aniamals, masacism(SP), licking himself... how can I get him to stop??



bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/21/2007 11:49:29 AM)

chop your feet off, bring in live animals such as tigers, stroke him instead of whipping him, put a muzzle on him...there! [:D]

I just ran out of toilet paper after having a dump, i have a date in 20 mins what do i do to clean my arse up?



angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/21/2007 11:56:53 AM)

Cheap way to amuse your date....play flick the stink nugget.

My painkillers aren't working, what should I do?



xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/21/2007 10:00:58 PM)

keep taking them until they work..you HAVE to take them because your doctor said so..

i want to lose a couple more pounds before i perform a belly dance piece..what should i do?



willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/21/2007 10:11:52 PM)

Cut off a few extraneous body parts.

I am very reluctant to do actual schoolwork and instead spend all my time reading, etc.   What should I do?



bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/22/2007 6:52:38 AM)

Leave school i'm sure you arent supposed to be there, arent the teachers worried you are a clear foot taller than the other classmates?

I just realised i cant find a matching pair of shoes but have one left shoe which is different to the right one...i need to go out as its important, what do i do?  



slaveish -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/22/2007 12:56:20 PM)

Forget the shoes, use tissue boxes instead. Matching, of course.

Master is looking for the key to lock me in the cage so I swallowed it. What do I tell him?



Mercnbeth -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/22/2007 1:13:35 PM)

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Master is looking for the key to lock me in the cage so I swallowed it. What do I tell him?


Tell him you; "Don't give a crap!"

Going to a party with some people from our local Munch group Friday night and the place we're going has a mechanical bull ride. Can anyone offer any mechanical bull riding "tips"?




mixielicous -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/22/2007 1:19:55 PM)

dont bother holding on, and go topless, its more fun that way

i am home alone tonight while Master enjoys corporate dinner, how should i entertain myself?



slaveish -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/22/2007 1:22:32 PM)

By playing Treasure Hunt in your nostrils.

One of my UM's just roundhoused her UM friend (who is now bleeding and crying). How am I going to fix this?



xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/24/2007 10:25:33 PM)

what?? why are you trying to fix it..just ignore it and move on..

i'm really tired, but i dont want to go to sleep..what should i do??



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/25/2007 3:55:36 PM)

Get grouchy and bitch at people until they hit you over the head and make you sleep.

I have to move, but don't feel like packing... what shall I do?



angylec -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/25/2007 4:03:51 PM)

go online and look for tips to make packing easier....then go out to get more supplies....at the mall
angy



Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/26/2007 10:39:32 AM)

Someone forgot to post a new question asking for advice. This happens from time to time but it ends up making me feel like I want to climb a tower and jump off. How can I get the rules of this thread followed by everyone?



MistressFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/26/2007 1:04:53 PM)

bribe them with cookies


I've eaten too many cookies and now feel quite ill.  advice please



diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/26/2007 1:15:07 PM)

change what you are eating


My cat keeps shitting on my curtains..... what should I do??



mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/26/2007 1:19:31 PM)

Ever heard a cat scream twice?

I am hungry.



xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/27/2007 4:22:09 PM)

just ignore it..and soon it will turn to pains in your stomach and slight nausea..so, you will no longer be hungry..

i just cooked dinner and now my whole apartment smells, what should i do?



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