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Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/27/2007 4:25:42 PM)
move out that smell will never go away my girlfriend just spent 5000 euros on vibrators what should i do ?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/27/2007 8:01:07 PM)
Give her 10,000 euros worth of batteries. I think if I wash my car, I may get better gas mileage, but I am afraid parts of it will fall off. What should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/27/2007 10:36:16 PM)
quote: I think if I wash my car, I may get better gas mileage, but I am afraid parts of it will fall off. What should I do? Don't sweat it, less parts will make the car lighter and therefore will cut down on gas usage. I would suggest taking the doors off, the trunk lid and hood as well as the fenders... they just add weight to the car. I have insomnia and I am not sure what to do about it. I don't drink so that isn't an option but I do need sleep. Please help me.

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/27/2007 10:39:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: I have insomnia and I am not sure what to do about it. I don't drink so that isn't an option but I do need sleep. Please help me. Get a job as air traffic controller. The little moving blips on the radar screen are relaxing and hypnotic. You will sleep like a baby. I don't like to sleep, because I consider it a waste of time, and it is cutting down on my job effectiveness in air traffic control. How can I stay awake more?

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/27/2007 10:44:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa I don't like to sleep, because I consider it a waste of time, and it is cutting down on my job effectiveness in air traffic control. How can I stay awake more? Get a nice set of nipple clamps, wire and a marine grade battery. Splice this all together with a mercury switch on a headband. Every time your head drops you will get a cool lil tingly sensation that should do the trick. I really need to file my taxes... how should I claim cash deposits made off my international terrorism?

apettiger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 7:45:34 AM)
get documentation as a non-profit organization called "international peace, tolerance and world-wide acceptance" and use the monies you recieve in your terrorist donations to buy flowers to put on your bombs. my 16 yo son is deliquent and constantly in trouble with the law and in the juvenile court system, he damages property, drinks, does drugs and steals. how should i deal with him?

Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 7:50:50 AM)
introduce him to your local mafia family . the history tradition and structure will soon show him the error of his ways somone keeps stealing my cabana boy stash . what should i do

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 9:32:29 AM)
quote: somone keeps stealing my cabana boy stash . what should i do Buy some chain and run it through their anus and out their mouth. Find a sturdy pole and a good padlock... end of problem. I think I have had too much coffee today. I am shaking like a leaf. How can I calm down?

Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 9:37:13 AM)
cocaine or speed will calm your nerves instantly last time i went to church i nearly got stoned to death for wearing an upside down crucifix tshirt . what should i do

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 10:28:25 AM)
quote: last time i went to church i nearly got stoned to death for wearing an upside down crucifix tshirt . what should i do Next time, go to an inverted church. Duh! I just said "Duh!" to some guy from Ireland. I'm German and Irish but I fear some sort of retribution or at minimum a drive by shooting. Was it wrong of me to say that?

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 10:34:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I just said "Duh!" to some guy from Ireland. I'm German and Irish but I fear some sort of retribution or at minimum a drive by shooting. Was it wrong of me to say that? Not at all. You clearly understand that Duh is an acronym for Duck Under Here. A common expression in war zones. I recommend that you go to deep LA or even the toughest part of Harlem and approach a pack of gang members and scream Duh at them as a means of educating them in the nature of gang violence and the importance of “Ducking Under Here” when the bullets start flying. I am really going to miss Gauge, should I stop giving advice that is going to get people killed?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 11:18:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll I am really going to miss Gauge, should I stop giving advice that is going to get people killed? Not at all, but you should use your power wisely, and only for good. You should go to Iraq, and advise the militant factions on how best to mainstream into modern 21st century world diplomacy. My husband is remodeling my house, but it is going really slowly since he is working by himself. I was thinking it would go much quicker if he had help, but hiring qualified workers is so expensive. If I were to trade sexual favors for home repairs, would that be morally wrong?

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 11:27:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa My husband is remodeling my house, but it is going really slowly since he is working by himself. I was thinking it would go much quicker if he had help, but hiring qualified workers is so expensive. If I were to trade sexual favors for home repairs, would that be morally wrong? Not at all. Mary got famous from it after all, and her husband absolutly accepted her luv child. I am now going to go to Iraq on a mission of peace. Any suggestions on how I can get the Jews and Arabs settle their differences in a Christian manner?

Passion357 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 12:23:44 PM)
quote: If I were to trade sexual favors for home repairs, would that be morally wrong? No I do not think so. It seems to be a good way to get things done as long as one doesn't let it go to their head.

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 9:59:19 PM)
quote: I am now going to go to Iraq on a mission of peace. Any suggestions on how I can get the Jews and Arabs settle their differences in a Christian manner? Convince them to settle their disputes over a good invigorating game of Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. The best of five heads popping up wins. I think my inner child needs comforting and I have no clue how to do that. Advice?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 10:08:33 PM)
Become a sub and negotiate servitude to DV. I have to do something, but I forgot what it was... what shall I do instead?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/28/2007 11:08:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal I have to do something, but I forgot what it was... what shall I do instead? drink much caffeinated goodness and scrub the entire house with lye i am suffering from lack of physical abuse, but i'm in training,,, what can i do?

Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/29/2007 2:16:22 AM)
rob a liquer store then resist arrest Im trying to replace all my toys but everything is so damned expensive what should i do ?

bearincuffs -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/29/2007 8:28:09 AM)
Find some rich sugar daddy and/or sugar mamma and beg and plead to get them to buy all the toys you want. Afterwards take all your new toys and move to Canada. I and being stalked by men wanting me as their sugar daddy, how do I stop this?

JackAnory -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/29/2007 10:52:18 AM)
Grow man boobs maybe??? Or fake being poor; all you need is a sign saying ‘God needs foud.’ Etc. I used the wrong shoe polish on my shoes and now I have multicoloured shoes how can I fix this sole pas?

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