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Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/29/2007 11:32:38 AM)
use the same polish on your latex bodysuit and start a trend . wear it on the highstreet to encourage everyone to jump on the trendy wagon with you . whatever you do dont throw out the shoes

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/29/2007 12:30:00 PM)
duh, your meant to carry it on !! I have been asked to help deal with someone who is emotionally breaking down alot now do i a. comfort him and tell him its gonna be ok b. take him to a pub and drink our sorrows away, show some sympathy or c. punch him in the face until he understands that men dont show emotion (unless they are alone)

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 12:37:30 PM)
Hmm... I think you should just get them a good set of diapers and be there to change and bottle-feed them... or just drop them off at your local mental institution. Someone really really scary looked at my profile... should I start panicking or...?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 1:21:27 PM)
well...you should message them, get them on cam then go meet them..at night on your own! [:D] I am being thrown off the CM party cruiseship thread, what shall i do?

diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 1:30:41 PM)
go shopping........ always helps!! i'm bored and can not think of a thing to do..... suggestions??

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 2:27:17 PM)
errrm, do you electrical DIY round the house, its easy just open the sockets and tinker around with a fork! My friend has a migrane, shall i perform surgery or leave it to the experts?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 2:35:07 PM)
get the black and decker out and look for your biggest drill bit, put the goggles on and let rip. I need to be more assertive....what should I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 3:04:23 PM)
Next time your Master or Mistress tells you to do something you stand up, face them as close as possible and say 'FUCKING MAKE ME YOU SILLY BASTARD!!' they will surely respect you [:D] What is the best way to clean a handgun?

paulthesub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 3:09:02 PM)
You definately want to make sure it's not loaded first of all. The best way to do that is to look straight down the barrel with your finger on the trigger. That way you can be SURE that you don't accidentally pull it. What's the best way to make someone life you?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 6:13:11 PM)
Life you? Erm, assault them in the serial aisle, and hope they pick your favourite serial to throw back at you. I feel sorry for the poor tomatoes I've been carving up. Should I take pity on them and just carve up paulthesub instead?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/30/2007 6:16:43 PM)
Why ofcourse, oh by the way is that life ing someone? I have fallen for a stunning Dominatrix in white from Canada, how do i impress her?

diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 3:13:33 AM)
hand her a tomato..... or your ass I have been texting a guy and now it is cooled a bit, he has explained he is busy with work this weekend.....but i feel abit awkward texting... what do i do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 9:27:07 AM)
simple! text him incessantly for the next 10 days, if that dont work ring him, ring his work eevry 15 mins, leave plenty of message then go round to his house and watch him from the nearest tree...its healthy and its a way of showing your love for him.[:D] I am being stalked by 3 women, they are now making my fantasy of being human prey come true, what do i do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 9:31:25 AM)
Wait until they are all together, then jump out and yell "NO! Bad b!tches!!!" at them. Someone promised me home made cookies, but they aren't delivering. What should I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 9:37:30 AM)
Drive over to their place, barge in and make them at their home, then take them with you [:D] i have genital warts......what do i do to get rid of them?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 9:50:28 AM)
Either cut off your genitals, or remove all the skin layers and cauterize the wound. [8\|] Hmph. I don't have any cookies, and I don't feel like making any and I'm not fond of store bought ones... what shall I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 9:53:42 AM)
Go to your cookies on your pc and lick the screen, lick it until you pass out! I have been dared to walk up to Mike Tyson and call him a fat bastard, its a £100 bet.....sound good enough to do it?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 9:56:36 AM)
Sure... but I bet he'd rather hear how you did him Mama... I'm out of nuts. Where do I get more?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 9:58:39 AM)
*whips out his sack..........feel free sugar [;)] I have to tell a mate of mine that the girl he really likes dosent feel the same way, hes one of those ermm...oh yeah depressives and they tell me they are abit 'delicate' how do i let him down gently?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 10:02:13 AM)
Tell him just after you've both jumped out of a plane at 10,000 feet... that way, when his parachute deploys, he'll land gently on the ground. But if things go wrong... well, just make sure you are the sole beneficiary in his will. I have demonn balls. What do I do with them?

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