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paulthesub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 10:17:59 AM)
Walk up to the devil and say "I've got your balls, neener neener" A lovely Domme with a strange affinity for carving up tomatoes is threatening to turn her knife towards me, what should I do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 10:24:05 AM)
This is the bad bad advice thread right? I hear they taste like plums when sucked..... i have a large nose hair growing from my left nostril, how do i get rid of it for good?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 10:24:37 AM)
Roll over and splay your legs so she can see that you have nuts, not tomatoes. The devil gets off on the fact that I have his balls... I want him writhing in agony. What shall I do?

diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 11:17:52 AM)
blow dry ice onto them and watch the flames go out... failing that hand them to the Domme with a thing for tomatos.. maybe she could help... i have a faint moustache.... what shall i do??

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 1:51:06 PM)
grow it and change your name to barry... i like this girl but she has 7 fingers on each hand and her parents look very VERY alike.....how do i appraoch this with her?

diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 2:17:31 PM)
ask me out and we shall see .......... pmsl its Easter and i do not want to eat any of the choc eggs the kids will get... how do i stop myself?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 2:20:19 PM)
Send them to a boarding school WITH their eggs! I need to ask this genetic freak of a woman out, how do i do this?

diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 2:28:20 PM)
mail me with the words can we meet.... i will try my best to reply, maybe if i type with my 6 toes instead of my 7 fingers we will get somewhere lol [;)] i keep getting fluff stuck in the webbing of my toes, what should i do?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 5:24:56 PM)
erm how about becoming a swimming instructor or joining the circus as a side act? i'd like to build a space ship, what materials should i use?

Sekhemet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 5:36:26 PM)
I hear tell plasticine is an AWESOME space ship compound - if you fuel it with orange crush you should get phenomenal mileage ... The windows should of course be candy apple coating construction and the support beams need be in braided leather for flexibility and strength! Course, that's only one variation - I'm sure there's others out there! XxoxX

bearincuffs -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 7:38:04 PM)
Sekhemet forgot to post a question, what happens next?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/31/2007 11:40:36 PM)
Now we beat her with a combination of week-old halibut and giant kitty cat houses until she posts a question. My tomatoes are begging for their lives, paulthesub is afraid to come near my little knifey-wifies, and bludemon is across the pond. How do I find a willing victim, and how should I make sure they scar beautifully when I'm done?

paulthesub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/1/2007 7:30:14 AM)
Lady Seraphina, i don't think You'll ever find someone willing to let You come near them with Your rusty old butcher knives. i suggest You give up on being a Dominatrix and try to make a living as a politician, that way You can screw even more people and get paid for it. i've just angered a Domme who i incidentally also asked to make me cry, what should i have for breakfast?

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/1/2007 7:34:35 AM)
nails and a cement porridge my spaceship dosent look very sturdy how do i give it more ridgidity?

diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/1/2007 10:48:27 AM)
May i suggest that you wait for paulthesub to pass the cement porridge thru his system and use it for an outer shell... My dishwasher has broken down and the kids are fed up of me using their tongues to clean the dishes.... what can i do??

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/1/2007 10:52:21 AM)
Smash all your dishes and use the disposable ones...oh wait a sec thats good advice! I've seen this great film and i want to call up the dead, how do i go about it?

diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/1/2007 10:57:37 AM)
ask the Die Hard film guy... Bruce something or other!! the gutters on my house need clearing out BUT i am scared of heights...whats a girl to do????

nookie -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/1/2007 11:15:51 AM)
Tell a Dom you really want to fly and have him attach you to the end of his bull whip. As you pass by the gutters grab a handfull. If I wear a protection collar can I have unprotected sex?

diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/1/2007 1:13:06 PM)
of course...... did you not get taught that in sex ed... remember to wear rubber gloves for that extra protection and you will be fine.... my children have been on Ebay with NO reserve for 6 months now yet no one is bidding on them... how can i highten my advert??

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/2/2007 12:45:00 PM)
Include a trust fund with every purchase. My dog is looking at me in a rather pathetic way... but I don't feel like rubbing her belly. What should I do?

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