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goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/2/2007 1:18:55 PM)

what's your dog doing just laying around looking pitiful for? what, people are just standing around handing out free belly rubs? get a job, earn her keep!

i am having dinner guests in less than two hours and have a rather large pile o'crap i'm not sure what to do with near the table. suggestions?



BeatMeDaily -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/2/2007 1:22:29 PM)

i'm trying to figure out what was that pile of grey fur left in the yard by my dog
Molly, a Jack Russell must hunt ... 



diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/2/2007 1:24:15 PM)

place the crap in the middle of the table.. stick a candle in the top and tell your guests its a new designer art deco dressing......

i have spilt candle wax on my carpet.. i did the helpful thing of placing newspaper on the floor and placing an iron on it to draw up the wax... its worked before BUT this time I have burnt the damn carpet... what shall i do?



HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/2/2007 6:34:13 PM)

Burn the rest of the carpet to match it...

Someone has been smoking in my car at work...how do I get the smell out?



angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/3/2007 12:24:48 PM)

Take the roof and doors off with a circular saw and spray "fart in a can".
A sparrowhawk is taking out the birds in my garden, how can I stop it?



diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/4/2007 2:33:49 PM)

get a lion in your garden.

my tongue is swollen... what should i do?





Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/4/2007 3:08:32 PM)

Put it to good use on/in a woman who enjoys larger appendages.

I'm wasting time again. How do I stop?



LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/4/2007 4:27:50 PM)

Put time in a baggie, then mail it to someone in a part of the world where they don't have time to waste.
"Stop wasting that time, young lady! There are people in first-world countries who would love to have all that time!"

I'm thinking of chopping paulthesub into little tiny pieces for his previous comment, but then I can't play with him again. How do I get to do both?



diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/4/2007 4:44:07 PM)

now that was GOOD advice lololol.......



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/4/2007 8:32:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: diz

now that was GOOD advice lololol.......

Sometimes I'm good... sometimes not... *weg*

I seem to have a problem... I'm giving out good advice. How to I correct this?



diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/5/2007 2:39:10 PM)

take up some therapist training.....

i seem to be following someone unintentionally..... how can i stop???



servilecat -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/5/2007 10:06:57 PM)

Stop following them unintentionally and do it with conviction...do it intentionally!!

my cat wont stop taunting my rottweiler by writing nasty comments on the sliding glass door.  i havent seen her do it but i'm sure the gerbil isnt doing it so it has to be her.  How do i get her to spell better?



nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/6/2007 6:32:59 AM)

Arrange some private time and allow the rottweiller to tutor the cat on spelling. It is likely you'd not see another misspelled word from her.


My son has just turned 16, and wants to be allowed to drive. The cost of the insurance increase would support a third world country for a year. What should I do?



Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/6/2007 12:16:41 PM)

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My son has just turned 16, and wants to be allowed to drive. The cost of the insurance increase would support a third world country for a year. What should I do?


Sell your son to pay for the increased insurance costs.

Things have been crazy lately and I fear I am losing my marbles. Anything I can do?



diz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/6/2007 12:20:39 PM)

hide them in a 'safe' place and start collecting something else to compensate....


i can not seem to get into my studies at all... any advice?



LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/6/2007 12:20:42 PM)

Start keeping your marbles in a box on a shelf, like any other sensible Lost Boy.

I need to yawn, but can't seem to get it out, and I'm starting to panic that I may never yawn again, what do I do?



Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2007 10:03:02 AM)

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I need to yawn, but can't seem to get it out, and I'm starting to panic that I may never yawn again, what do I do?


I task you with the chore of translating this entire thread to Latin and then reposting it backward.

This thread has been dormant for a few days. How can I revive interest in it?



cariad -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2007 12:13:44 PM)

ask nicely and folks may join again

my jaw hurts from tmj what do i do?



nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2007 12:33:13 PM)

You should exercise it, by sucking a golf ball down the length of a garden hose.

My husband is in a frenzy of Do It Yourself home remodeling, and I am not sure our house will survive. What should I do to distract him?



cariad -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2007 12:49:23 PM)

Greetings nyrisa:

seduce Him by wearing nothing but a bra and panties

my head hurts all the tylenols do is make me sleepy what do i do?

Blessed Be
cariad



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