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petdave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/15/2007 5:18:48 AM)
You just need to let it keep sucking until it fills up, then put your hand over its mouth so it can't spit. Just stand to the side in case everything shoots out the nose instead. It's a beautiful day today, and i need a new excuse for not going in to work. i can't call in dead again without a notarized death certificate. What should i do?

Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/15/2007 6:02:58 AM)
Kill yourself of course. You'll get the notarized statement and your spirit will no longer be trapped in it's shell and can enjoy the day. I have writer's block, what should I do?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/15/2007 12:26:08 PM)
Get a two by four, herd all the writers you know into a room, and then bash thier brains out. The resulting chaos should give you some fresh new ideas, plus if you eat the exposed brains you will gain the knowlege they possessed in life. What is the most effective way to quit my job?

xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/15/2007 10:52:52 PM)
gosh..quitting is such a hassle..just steal all the cash you can from wherever you work (so that you dont have to file papers for the money you're supposed to get when you quit) and then just dont go back.. might as well move out of the city too..so that it'll be hard for them to complain about the missing money and stuff, you know~ ^_^ i need to find a place to live in boston because i start school there this fall..what should i do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/15/2007 11:06:39 PM)
Put an add in the school paper advertising how you believe a womans place is under a man ('cause you're a submissive), and you need a man with a place to share. You should find a loving soul with a heart large enough to have a place for you. [:)] How much rain could a reindeer rain if a reindeer could rain, dear?

dummey -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/16/2007 4:08:42 AM)
The reindeer can't rain because it's not a raindeer (yes i kno it's a bad pun but it's 4am). The reason it isn't a rain deer is because Santa is also a dom and likes to keep his pets on a tight rein. What goes best on instant ramen?

Sinimint -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/16/2007 4:38:48 AM)
Vegemite and/or peanut butter (crunchy of course) What's the best way to get fluff out of my belly button?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/16/2007 10:44:04 AM)
Wet/dry shop vac on high setting. Where do you thing the best place to bury the bodies of failed experiments would be?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/16/2007 11:25:37 AM)
In the backyard of a neighbor you absolutely hate. then call the authorities and report those neighbors for illegally buring bodies in the yard Someone I know escaped from his master and slipped his collar, what advice should I give him?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/16/2007 1:02:31 PM)
To run in circles outside of the Master's house, dropping his pants, mooning Him, and doing the "Nyah Nyah Nyah, you can't catch me!" dance until the Master comes out and apologizes for being so negligent. I keep cleaning up my house, but it keeps getting messed up. I know it must be gremlins, since everyone who lives here denies messing it up. What is the best way to make the gremlins be neater, if they MUST live with me?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2007 6:57:46 PM)
Bind them and only allow them out for bathroom breaks and school/work. Help! How do I get cum stains and dried wax out of my sheets???

subinside -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2007 7:00:10 PM)
put em in the freezer for the wax, and then the wash for the cum... or not... How do i get my wayward Dom to stop catting around?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2007 7:26:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinside put em in the freezer for the wax, and then the wash for the cum... or not... How do i get my wayward Dom to stop catting around? I feel cheated....that wasn't bad advice!

slaveish -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2007 7:26:47 PM)
Order him to. I have a migraine. How do I get rid of it?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2007 7:35:32 PM)
Put ice in a bag, gently lay it over the part of your head that hurts the worst and then have your sig other smash the ice with a hammer...I suggest margaritas with the crushed ice after....but that's just me... I still need to know about cum stains and wax...sheesh....

Suzykeu -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2007 7:35:44 PM)
Play some heavy metal and you'll pound it out. I'm gay, how do I tell my parents?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2007 7:37:20 PM)
You didn't get bad advice on the sheets Mistress...here's what I would tell You. Take the sheets to the vets, and tell them You found Your purebred dog having sex with a dog of questionable origin, and want the cum stains analyzed for purity of breed. Then please return the sheets clean. The wax, just hang the sheet in the sun, till it melts again, light the wax, until it burns off.

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2007 7:56:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Suzykeu Play some heavy metal and you'll pound it out. I'm gay, how do I tell my parents? This was asked and answered, doubt I can give worse advice...but I'll try.... Have sex with your partner in the living room at your parent's house...while they are home. How do I get my husband to Top me?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2007 1:57:57 PM)
Easy. Paste a face pic of his favourite porn star over your face, and smear his favourate sauce (bbq, chocolate, honey, etc) all over your body... and make sure the tv remote is under you! I've finally gotten my 'new' office area set up, but my pooch is terrifies of my desk. How do I convince her it's ok to come in and sleep under the desk?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2007 4:40:13 PM)
put peanut butter on your balls What's the best way to make it into show business....I can't sing, can't dance, can't act...but really want to be on the big screen!

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