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ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2007 4:55:18 PM)
Rob a liquor store, go on a lengthy high speed chase by the cops......totally resist arrest....have them cuff you.....then go on Oprah and claim it was an antidepressant you were taking that caused all of it, and reveal the shame of voting for W....Michael Moore will be all over it. Bonus points if a cop rips your shirt and exposes a breast, that's a Springer gig now. What's the best way to pick up younger women.....toupee, or plugs?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2007 5:49:03 PM)
butt plugs are always the best way to pick up young hot chicks...oh wait... How do I stop posting on these boards? I'm addicted!

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2007 8:30:59 PM)
Smash your computer to smithereens. No keyboard/monitor, no posting! Easy!!! I haven't any balls to smear with peanut butter to entice my pooch to see my desk as friendly. How do I get these 'balls'?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2007 10:18:34 PM)
four words....newspaper obituaries, flashlight, shovel. You'll need a knife if they are fresher, the older ones will pull right off. What's the best way to shave Mistress' legs?

JpnsTigerrrlily -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 1:00:14 AM)
tweezers of course. My boss won't stop goofing off long enough to work, what should I do?

gypsyfirefly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 1:28:52 AM)
fire the lazy sod! My magic eight ball keeps advising: difficult to say, try at a later time. How many shakes to I have to give it to get a better answer?

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 3:26:29 AM)
9563 but you have to be blindfolded for the prime number throws i want a pet ... but am allergic to animal hair ... what should i do?

Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 3:36:57 AM)
shave off all of your hair and your masters hair and super glue it onto the pet you buy. You aren't allergic to human hair are you? My back hurts, someone please help.

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 9:04:54 AM)
hire a sumo wrestler to trample you...you'll completely forget about your back pain, I promise. I don't know how to successfully ensure my profile will attract the best slaves....Help!

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 11:17:07 AM)
Post a journal stating reading the profile completely is not necessary. What's the most appropriate present to buy a boss for their birthday?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 11:21:36 AM)
A card with the following caption... (on the outside): You'll never get hemerrhoids! (inside) Because you're such a perfect a$$hole! I have squirrels that I usually feed peanuts to, but I'm out of nuts, and the squirrels are getting very hostile... what should I do?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 11:34:35 AM)
Dig a large moat around your house. Hostile squirrels do not negotiate peace treaties. Prepare to be seiged. I'm using nair for the first time, and it says test on some area of your body first. Where's the best place to test?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 11:39:25 AM)
Your genitals of course! They tend to be the most sensitive, so why bother anywhere else???? Now that I have time off, I find myself reading COMIC BOOKS!!! [:-] How to I curb this expesive, yet adolecent behaviour?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 12:37:29 PM)
purchase video game consoles and every expensive game you can get your hands on...you obviously have addictive behavior so changing comics for games...easy peasy... I want it to be May 30th right now...what do I do?

tade -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 12:43:49 PM)
You mean it's not??? easy, just go to control panel, time and date settings and Viola... May 30th it is... What can I do with ALL the dirty diapers that we have around our house??

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 12:46:17 PM)
Same thing I do with mine...feed em to the dogs.... My dogs eat dirty diapers..what's a mom to do?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 2:54:08 PM)
Feed cayenne pepper to your baby. Dogs hate cayenne pepper. My best friends wife is making advances, help!

KurtKaboom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 2:58:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CK1 My best friends wife is making advances, help! You should have every sort of sex possible with her so you can let him know precisely how unfaithful to him she will be. Another poster is in denial about badly she wants my collar. What should I do?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 3:44:08 PM)
well if she's in denial the only thing to do is find her in person, give her a nice dose of chloroform, drag her back to your place, chain her up, place the locked collar about her neck and she'll come around to the whole idea soon enough. I want softness to drop everything and leave her home and come to me. How can I persuade her?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 4:04:58 PM)
Promise her a threesome with me. My dog keeps peeing on my dates when they go to sleep..WTF??? (true story, my baby girl gets jealous(and no you freaks get that thought out of your head)))

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