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fairerthanshe -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 4:07:05 PM)
take viagra and don't let them fall asleep. A Dom came to live with me and is a lazy bum - how do I get him out of the house?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 4:15:58 PM)
set a "live" dom trap. then when you catch him take him far into the woods so he can't find his way back...works for raccoons How do I roof my house without actually climing a ladder...I can't afford a roofer...

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 4:20:29 PM)
Get a bunch of dogs who can climb (Patterdale terriers, Jack Russels, etc.), and let them up on the roof. They'll beging roofing at one another... problem solved! [:D] Mosquitoes are out and I need a way to kill them that won't poison the other critters living on my property. Any ideas?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 4:31:46 PM)
roofing at one another...hilarious.... eat arsenic in small doses should take care of mosquitoes and not harm you. I need to learn to not laugh til my sides hurt when posters are so funny! What to do?

fairerthanshe -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 4:35:15 PM)
Make sure you always have a mouth full of hot liquid to spew on the monitor when you begin to laugh - you will be so consumed with cleaning up the mess that you'll forget to laugh. My toenail polish wont come off with polish remover - any suggestions?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 4:43:17 PM)
Get a drennel tool, put a sandpaper head on it and sand the toenail polish off. I've all but slaughtered my hair with excessive dying, but I'm bored. What can I do to my hair that will relieve my boredom, but not leave me with a chemical haircut?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 4:59:06 PM)
shave it all off of course...no chemicals needed for that hair cut.... my husband is a massage therapists and he simply won't quit offering to "rub me" when I'm trying to watch reality tv....damn it...I gotta concentrate. How do I make him stop?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 5:07:39 PM)
Grow gross, smelly, and very very fuzzy fungus on your feet and tell him to rub them. There's this guy who keeps im'ing me, trying to convince me that I'll like sex with him... any ideas on how to help him convince me of that?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 5:15:17 PM)
let me come over for a couple of nights, take notes, send them to him...he'll be way more confident How do I find my house on satellite pictures?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 5:17:10 PM)
Go to google earth and type in Gurnee IL..lol...wait thats good advice..damn! I followed someone bad advice and slept with my best friends wife, now her and HIS sister want a threesome??

fairerthanshe -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 5:22:10 PM)
send them to me...wait that's good advice! lol How do i keep the neighborhood cats from killing the songbirds in my trees?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 5:26:23 PM)
Coil wires around the tree truck and then plug them into the mains power supply. How do I start people from moaning at me for suggesting the frying of cats?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 5:44:38 PM)
tell them it only hurts once then it's over....the PETA will never know what hit em I want a ferret....but they smell bad...how do I counter that?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 6:00:59 PM)
get a skunk also what's the best way to keep from falling when shingling a roof?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 6:22:40 PM)
Tie yourself to the ground How can I convince a judge I didnt know she was only 17?

Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 6:42:10 PM)
Strip her naked for the judge to inspect for himself. How do I get rid of the spiders in my house?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 6:45:53 PM)
Set fire to the webs Any great pick up lines I can use?

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 7:31:10 PM)
do you like fruit? .... suck on my cock ... its a peach! ..... I have a straight vanilla fitty asleep in my bed ... but she has "i will do anything twice" .. tattooed on her back .. should i test the theory?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 7:42:30 PM)
Damn now thats classic. Now Im torn I usually use, "nice shoes wanna fuck?" Yes def test the theory then cross out twice and put on three times and do it again!! Redbull and vodka or guiness and car bombs all night I cant decide.

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 7:45:05 PM)
red bull and vodka .... at least then you will stay awake though the "exciting" bit of the evening

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