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Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2007 10:32:03 PM)
Hmmm... my answer is maybe. [;)] How do we get sofness to post a question to which we can reply with the devil's advocate that is inside us?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 6:35:02 AM)
oh if ONLY I had that answer..... How do we get softness to ask such a questions??

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 6:46:50 AM)
eh? ... is confused? ... what did i do???????

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 6:53:12 AM)
Told you she wanted you softness, scroll up to see my advice to making sure she got ya..lol. Had surgery went out last night anyway and ripped open stitches now in severe pain...any ideas?

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 6:55:25 AM)
find a staple gun ... and man up i need some extra income .. any ideas?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 7:08:14 AM)
blood, sell lots and lots of blood..hair and eggs...your all set. Meeting a girls parents for the first time..any suggestions?

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 7:21:27 AM)
threesome with you eh? ... interesting fuck her mum ... get dad drunk and compare the ways his wife fucks like his daughter ... then ... go visit grandma am broody .. what should i do?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 9:38:02 AM)
I can take away broody....come to Illinois My plants all die. how can I keep them alive?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 9:40:07 AM)
Buy lots of eggs. Or immerse yourself into whatever it is that is bothering you till your sick of thinking of it. I want to masturbate but I am afraid I wont respect myself in the morning. Awe earthy cut me off..lol. Hide the plants under the sink right under the leaky pipe. They will be watered and nice and safe.

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 9:47:35 AM)
oh you had to know this was coming....no one else respects you, why should you respect you? Masturbate anyway. I want CK1 to masturbate so I can watch....(I love to watch men masturbate)...how can I mend our broken fence?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 3:34:42 PM)
hum.....I guess I'll never know...S

MasDom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 3:40:24 PM)
I suggest you sit on it... Heavy hammers are to exspensive...

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 3:43:05 PM)
quote: oh you had to know this was coming....no one else respects you, why should you respect you? Masturbate anyway. I want CK1 to masturbate so I can watch....(I love to watch men masturbate)...how can I mend our broken fence? quote: The fence was never broken. I have never had ill will for you. If you want to see me masturbate. All you have to do is beg on your knees, while masturbating yourself. EG Someone filled my mind with the thoughtt of a threesome with a earthy and softness, how could I make it a reality..lol.

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 4:45:56 PM)
you get softness here to me...consider it done. How do I convince my husband to let me screw CK...since I'm making promises I'm not sure I can keep?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 4:55:29 PM)
Tell him I was talking trash and you just need to do this for his honor so you can say without question how much better he is. I have to pack for my flight tomorrow but dont want to move.

Indemnis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 5:01:33 PM)
Call your mom over and tell her to do it. I have 3 job interviews to go to, and two are at the exact same time. What to do? :o

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 5:14:23 PM)
say screw em all and go drinking. How do I get grass stains off my favorite satin corset?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 5:17:10 PM)
Dye it green How do I convince someone to buy me all the episodes of the Simpsons...laughing my ass off watching it as usual.

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 5:30:10 PM)
Dress up like Marge Simpson, put a hat out with a sign that says I need Simpsons, and dance in front of Best Buy... edited cause I forgot my problem.... I have hot and sexy feet....everyone stares...I have to wear my sandals in summer...how do I stop people from staring at my feet when we talk?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 5:35:54 PM)
Write look at my tits on them Everytime I go to my favorite dive bar these three sinisterly ugly women scream "here comes the eye candy!"

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