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forcemarch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/8/2007 7:22:04 PM)
That gas you smell is not coming from the oven dude. Really...light a match.[:'(] I would like to submit to a female coworker. Something I would never ever do ordinaraly...in a workplace . So how do I break the ice to her?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/8/2007 7:29:53 PM)
find her, at work of course. Drop to your knees, kiss her shoes and beg that she take you and take you now....for later you will take her and take her good S I want to have a yard sale tomorrow. How do I get good prices for my crap?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 3:55:16 AM)
Ensure it is freshly produced and warm when you sell it. Some love that each to their own bla bla etc. I’m faced with a lot of people that seem to want to give me their opinions of me of late. How can I ensure an organised system of feedback so that I may change for the better?

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 7:00:47 AM)
Set up a massive and complicated website with so many pages that it takes forever for them to come to the forum to give thhier opinions I need a cure for dry mouth caused by late night dancing a lot of fucking and drinking and not enough sleep

forcemarch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 8:07:32 AM)
Go directly to your frig and grab a stick of butter. Eat it slowly and make sure you swish it around in your mouth. Swallow, and then repeat with another stick. It's raining out, thunder and lightening, I'm bored. What can I do to make the day a little more exciting?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 8:13:14 AM)
Get a kite and a key. Re-prove a theory. I have to drive a long way today, and my car's AC is out. What should I do to keep cool?

forcemarch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 8:40:45 AM)
Hitch hike. Hitch hiking is much safer nowadays. Not only that..it will save you lots of gas money. I should change the oil in my car today. But I don't feel like it. Should I even bother?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 8:46:20 AM)
No you shouldn't bother since the clean oil will just get dirty agin. So why bother! I'm thinking about switching sides and unsure how to do this. Who can I get to show me how to do this properly?

fairerthanshe -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 8:52:23 AM)
Me. [;)] Whenever I take out the trash, I stub my toe on the curb. What can I do to prevent this? EDIT: Sorry, this was supposed to be bad advice...I hear Roseanne Barr is available!

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 8:58:27 AM)
Severly scold your toe for being so bloody clumsy. If that happens again then punish the toe by cutting it off and that way, you won't have that insubordinate toe acting improperly. Roseanne is refusing to answer my phone calls, how can I get her to listen to me and solve my situation?

fairerthanshe -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 9:07:35 AM)
Start sending her diabolical messages with words created from cut up newspapers. Be sure to be vague as to your intentions, but let her know that you will have her or no one will! I can't seem to get to sleep unless I drink a beer or two, but then I'm groggy in the morning. What should I do?

szobras -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 9:16:15 AM)
Try lots of straight liquor and forget all about morning, start your day with afternoon. I just put up a new grape arbor, love it, but the bees are taking over my whole yeard, and I don't want to get rid of the arbor. What can I do?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 9:20:58 AM)
sit in your yard every day and hand catch all the bees...once you have enough for a hive start a honey farm I'm sick....soar throat, headache, stuffy nose... how do I go about feeling better?

SadisticStreak -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 3:54:06 PM)
I think this calls for a garden hose up your nose! Press the other nostril closed, turn on the water, and flush out your nose, sinuses and throat. We're suffering from drought conditions, there are water restrictions in force and my yard is slowly but surely turning to a crisp. What should I do?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 5:08:15 PM)
pour gasoline on said dry grass and toss a lit match. I need to shampoo my carpets. How do I convince my husband?

SadisticStreak -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/9/2007 5:11:56 PM)
Put something unbearably smelly on the carpet and rub your hubby's nose in it until he asks if he can shampoo all the carpets for you. I seem to have reached that age that's too old for the women I'm interested in. What should I do to convince them that I'm experienced and not old?

Raechard -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 12:46:40 PM)
Include journal entries that detail what tedious youth orientated music you have on your Ipod; device similar to cassette player but without tangled mass of tape inside. Only use SMS style chat in your communications with potential subs i.e. hi m8 r u ok. Lastly include photos of yourself wearing those god awful plastic wrist bands in your profile (the non hospital type). How can I ensure my car doesn’t get covered in bird shit that sets like concrete?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 12:51:52 PM)
deficate on it yourself, first. Beat em to the punch. How do I get rid of this stuffy nose?

Raechard -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 2:47:48 PM)
Walk around with straws stuck up your nose. I like to go out for a walk along the river and maybe sit on a bench but it is tourist season so all the benches will be taken no doubt. How can I reserve a bench for myself?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 2:51:56 PM)
Surround your favorite bench with yellow crime scene tape. Place a big BioHazard sign on the bench. My husband keeps dropping his wet towels on the bathroom floor after his shower. How can I stop this?

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