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beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 7:50:39 PM)
Dress up in a tight red and black corset and demand that a certain canadian bear kidnap the redhead and drag her down to you with the ice cream I always wanted to star in my own porn movie, how do I make this happen?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 7:52:47 PM)
bring me the redhead! How do I turn bear at least bi if not straight?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 7:53:34 PM)
Masturbate in front of the surveillance camera at the ATM. It will be all over the 'net in no time. I am afraid I will be kidnapped by a Canadian bearing ice cream. What should I do?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 7:58:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple How do I turn bear at least bi if not straight? Let me have a go at him. I have been accused of turning several straight men gay; maybe I could just do the same things, in reverse? I would like to run for president, but I have too many skeletons in my closet. What should I do?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 8:11:10 PM)
Do all your campaigning on Halloween......and wear some very sexy fetish clothing I want to go to Nyrisa's inaugaration...how do I get invited?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 8:12:39 PM)
Do her...everyone will want to see you there, then.... I'm giving my slave advice on "doing" other women....What do I do to fix that?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 8:38:13 PM)
Order your slave to "do" other men instead, problem solved. I just advised a Mistress on how to mange her slave, how can I make my advice practical?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2007 9:49:05 PM)
quote: I just advised a Mistress on how to mange her slave, how can I make my advice practical? I would advise you not to advise your advice with advice. Advice is seldom practical. I have found advice to be impractical most of the time. That is my advice. Practically. I think that there is an aardvark in my fridge. How do I get it out?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 12:50:41 AM)
badger + aardvark = sleepy and full badger Ma'am is going to be gone for 2 weeks and i haven't seen Herfor a week and a half already... She's not gone yet and i'm already depressed, missing Her what can i do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 7:09:21 AM)
quote: Ma'am is going to be gone for 2 weeks and i haven't seen Herfor a week and a half already... She's not gone yet and i'm already depressed, missing Her what can i do? Krazy Glue your lips to a speeding truck... if this doesn't pass the time, nothing will. I need to shower but I have very little ambition today. How can I solve both problems?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 10:29:52 AM)
Go back to bed. You'll bath in your dream, and experience much ambition regarding the nekid womyns that frolic and play within your subconscious. It's hot outside & the mosquitos are out in full force... but I must tend my plants. What is the best way to go about this, without overheating or getting eaten alive by bloodsucking-disease-carrying-why-didn't-Noah-kill-them skin prickers?

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 11:15:27 AM)
smother your naked body in jam (it's a little known fact that insects don't like jam) then roll in caster sugar. you should be able to garden naked with no problems. how can i get a bigger stick to beat off all my applicants?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 3:10:21 PM)
viagara how do I get rid of prickly heat rash?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 4:37:11 PM)
First stay completely away from any and all pricks and then move to the arctic where the heat won't bother you anymore. I have this craving for chcolate that won't go away. How can I solve this delemma?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 9:17:26 PM)
Imagine you are a chocolate bunnie... then, check your mail. Then, imagine you are both bunnies... How do I keep my pooch from rubbing her eyes (they are medicated) and then licking her paws afterwards?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 10:08:56 PM)
Cover her paws with tobasco sauce. It will cure both problems. I can't go to sleep. How can I fix this?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2007 10:26:30 PM)
Hit your self over the head with a metal mallet. How do I have sex with someone who I only know online?

petdave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2007 5:57:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal How do I have sex with someone who I only know online? Just go out on the street and tag the first person you happen across, and pretend. After all, it might be them. My wife is dead-set on getting a swimming pool, but putting one up sounds like a lot of work and expense. What should i do?.

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2007 11:36:52 AM)
Well, if your wife is dead (set or otherwise), it doesn't really matter what she wants. Just ignore her (the smell will eventually fade). I was thinking of changing my profile 'cause I wasn't getting Trolled... but now, a few have im'd me. Should I change my profile or not?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2007 11:54:47 AM)
yes, I think you should change your profile immediately. It shows far too much intelligence and humor. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? Do you think this is what trolls are looking for? Slap yourself silly immediately. Okay, now, if you are dazed and incapable of thinking for yourself, you are PRIME troll-bait. Go and rewrite your profile NOW. Try not to link three coherent words together. That is a definite put-off. Florida is way too hot and humid in the summer. What can I do to chill out?

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