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earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 4:10:42 PM)
make him drip dry. how do I get my UMs to bed on time?

SadisticStreak -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 4:13:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa My husband keeps dropping his wet towels on the bathroom floor after his shower. How can I stop this? Tell him everytime he leaves a wet towel on the floor, you'll return the favor by wetting the driver's seat of his car. The lady next door keeps wearing smaller and smaller bikinis when she sunbathes. What should I do?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 4:22:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SadisticStreak The lady next door keeps wearing smaller and smaller bikinis when she sunbathes. What should I do? Buy drinks, snacks, binoculars, and a good camera, and enjoy the summer. (( to earthycouple)) how do I get my UMs to bed on time? Simple. Just reset the clock at whatever time you get them to bed, and it is automatically on time. ********** I need ideas for a stimulating new career, but I don't want to go back to college. What are some suggestions?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 4:23:12 PM)
pop popcorn, pull up a chair and enjoy the show...unless she's 500 years old then I might suggest telling her to purchase a moo moo and see if she responds well. I need a vacation but have no money...how do I do a great vacation on a budget?

SadisticStreak -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 4:31:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple I need a vacation but have no money...how do I do a great vacation on a budget? Post here, offering to do whatever it is you like most to whomever will provide for your comforts for as many days as you'd like. (Actually, that's not horrible advice.) I have some money but nobody to spend it on other than myself. What should I do?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 4:59:42 PM)
give it to hookers....but dont' expect services. just hand it over. how do I speed read?

SadisticStreak -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 5:02:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple how do I speed read? Grab your reading material, get into your car and drive at least 5 mph over the posted speed limited. Start reading. I'm hungry, but not hungry enough to get up and go into the kitchen and make something. What should I do?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 5:19:46 PM)
Did you ever eat a desk? Many parts are edible. I have way too many hats.....which ones should I keep?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 5:21:42 PM)
the one that says "Owned" oh wait that's good advice...someone else take this one...I got nuttin

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 5:25:24 PM)
Take all your hats and sell them on eBay. Then take the money and head to the nearest Toys-R-Us and spend spend spend. Keep a bit of money and buy a toque as they are way more practical Everybody thinks I have a perverted mind, how do I fix my reputation?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 5:39:08 PM)
go straight and do me. I need to know how to get bear fur out of my teeth...

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 5:54:05 PM)
Floss them with silky G-strings. I have run out of good ideas for new recipes. What are some novel dishes that might be worth a try?

spiral23 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 5:58:14 PM)
deep fried mars bars with watercress and gherkins........... wants to find the lady that frank sinatra called a tramp......where will i find her?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 5:59:58 PM)
buy a round trip plane ticket, stop at all the sinatra hang outs or where he's purported to be seen..... I want some ice cream. My slave is hundreds of miles away. How can I get some without getting up?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 6:01:26 PM)
In a wheelchair at a nursing home, by this time. Might want to look for her designated successor. I need to learn how to swim, but I am afraid of the water. What should I do?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 6:02:48 PM)
Dang, you are quick. laughs, and gets back in line

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 6:09:02 PM)
I'll kidnap you and toss you off a bridge and your fear will go away... I need help with my icecream situation still

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 6:11:48 PM)
Make the kidnapped redhead kneel at your feet and serve you ice cream, in exchange for NOT throwing her off the bridge. My swimming lessons did not go as planned, so I am giving up the sport. What studies might improve my mind and broaden my intellectual horizens?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 7:43:42 PM)
Modern adult movie videography. I want to be an adult movie videographer, how do I get into the business?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/10/2007 7:45:39 PM)
carefully. I want the redhead to serve me ice cream....how can I get her here cheaply?

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