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softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/26/2007 12:28:28 PM)
sending me over to sleep with him sooooo ... i only have 4 weeks left in my current job, i already signed the new contract .,.. and i hate my current boss .... what should i do?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/26/2007 8:40:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness sooooo ... i only have 4 weeks left in my current job, i already signed the new contract .,.. and i hate my current boss .... what should i do? Kill him, and leave him sitting at his desk to slowly decompose during your last 4 weeks of employment, and see if the productivity of your department goes up or down in the absence of his interference. I am trying to decide if it is better to look for another job after this one runs out, or if it is better to stand by interstate exit ramps and hold a cardboard sign. What should I do?

Kalyrra -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/26/2007 10:50:59 PM)
Hold a sign by the interstate saying what your hourly rate would be for a job, it's not like anyone would get the wrong impression or anything... I'm leaving a job i love for a job that pays the rent, what should i do for fun now?

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 4:30:57 AM)
Continue spreading rumor and dissent at your new job. Who says the fun has to end??? When someone has food stuck in their teeth after lunch, what's the best way to discretely tell them?

LadyPact -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 10:18:17 AM)
Start pointing it out to everyone at your table or in your group. Eventually, one of them will have the balls to tell them. I go back to work tomorrow after having had five days off. What can I do to get Myself back into the routine?

Kalyrra -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 10:21:02 AM)
Go in about 2 hours late, have an extended lunch, take lots of naps and leave at least 1 hour early, don't want to rush into these things. I lost my paycheck from one of my jobs, what should i do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 2:34:55 PM)
quote: I lost my paycheck from one of my jobs, what should i do? Make your own. Explain to the bank that you lost your check and that the amount that you have on your custom made check is valid. The hydraulic piston in my computer chair is shot and it keeps dropping me down to about a foot off the ground. What should I do?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 2:43:29 PM)
Grow a bit taller. How do I give better bad advice?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 2:53:13 PM)
Send 3 payments of $49.95 every month for the rest of you life and I'll send you my best selling book "100 Prven ways to Give Bad Advice" Send money orders to my swiss bank account and I'll trow in for free, my first big seller, "Spotting A Twue Master" at no extra charge. I keep breaking rules all the time and feeling not one bit of guilt. How do I stop this bad habit?

LadyPact -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 3:49:40 PM)
That's easy, dear bear. There are several Doms and Dommes on collarme that would be glad to punish you and work with you on corrective training. In no time, you'll be a good little fuzzy thing. I keep falling asleep every time I turn on the tv. What should I do?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 7:34:49 PM)
Change the station away from the golf channel. I hear a strange knocking in my car engine, but I don't know how to fix it. What should I do?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 7:54:18 PM)
Simple, install several door bells and do away with the knocker. make sure each has a very pleasent tone and problem solved. I can't think of anything I need advice on, what now?

LadyPact -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/27/2007 8:07:38 PM)
Granted. You do not especially need advice, though perhaps fulfillment of a dream. Would you chose to walk with Me? I have trouble in finding a serious submissive. What shall I do?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/28/2007 11:25:38 AM)
During your first interview, regale them with all the jokes you know. The one who laughs at none of them should be pretty danged serious. People always think I am a prudish and proper lady. How do I go about developing my inner slut?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/28/2007 12:28:28 PM)
Turn yourself inside-out so that your inner slut is now your outer slut. I need some new personal toys, but there are sooooooooooo many I like... how do I narrow my choices down?

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/28/2007 12:49:44 PM)
Ring up your mother and ask her which ones she likes. What sounds good for dinner?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/28/2007 1:20:21 PM)
Anything and everything with has chocolate in it or on it. A certain Lady on CM is loking for a serious submissive, should I be scared?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/28/2007 8:32:56 PM)
quote: A certain Lady on CM is loking for a serious submissive, should I be scared? Only unless she talks marriage right away. I really need a good nights sleep and I am not so sure that I will get it with my cat being as playful as she is. What can I do?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/28/2007 8:53:58 PM)
Kill the cat. I want a good night's sleep too...any ideas? They Tylenol P.M.s don't work so well anymore....

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/29/2007 12:08:41 AM)
You must come to the understanding that a 'good' night is simply a figment of your imagination. Night is neither good nor evil - it simply is. Also, night doesn't sleep. It is a naturally occurring phenomena, not a living thing. I want to get a dog from another country... should I be worried about import laws/immigration? The dog is Mexican (Xoloitzcuintle).

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