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amaidiamond -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2007 8:11:21 PM)
buy a goat to eat the grass... I can't be bothered to clean my house tomorrow, what do i do about it?

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2007 8:19:56 PM)
put blankets over the biggest problem areas. what you cant see wont hurt, right? ok. the alcohol has made my body temp SKYROCKET! the ac is on, and its not helping...help!

petdave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2007 8:24:14 PM)
Well, i'd suggest a couple good shots of vodka (it IS in the freezer, right?) i've lost my ass on Duracell stock. How can i get more women to use vibrators?

amaidiamond -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2007 8:26:08 PM)
Send then the latest delux ones for free :) My postman stole the vibrator i was sent, how should i react?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2007 9:33:14 PM)
With rage and a sniper rifle. My dog is having a heart attack with all the fireworks going off (Canada Day)... how can I make her feel better?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 5:14:59 AM)
Hummm sounds to me Mikal that she needs you to lick her paws to comfort her or maybe try getting her used to it by banging a drum nearby her. Happy Canada day Mikal. How can I maximise my stock portfolio? Currently it has zero stocks and shares in any company but I’ve been watching that fat bloke Neil Cavuto on Fox and he makes it sound like I should have one by now.

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 6:25:00 AM)
put all your stock in the barn, and allow them to come out and eat hay and have fresh water.....this will maximize the amount of meat you get from them.... i think someone switched my coffee for decaf this am.....how can i wake up?

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 6:43:21 AM)
Put the jumper cables on your car, and the other end on your nipples. have someone crank the car up and rev the engine a few times. ALL BETTER!! i got mosquito bites all over me from partying in the woods last light. how do i get them to stop biting me, and how do i stop the itchies!?

TankII7871 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 6:48:18 AM)
To get them to stop biteing you simply go to the party in the woods and roll in a mud puddle when you get there. To stop the itching simply remove all the little bites with a power sander. Dose anyone know the best grit sandpaper to use on humans is?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 7:54:16 AM)
I hear shark skin is the best, so throw them into the local zoo aquarium, I'm sure the sharks will be more than happy to rub up against them. I ran out of fish food for Mistress fish, and I don't want to go for any more at the moment. What can I feed them?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 8:21:30 AM)
Fake a back injury and send your Mistress out to get more fish food for you. I have a damn chipmunk eating all the seds in the bird feeder, how do I get rid of the chipmunk?

amaidiamond -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 8:25:20 AM)
Dress up as a bigger chipmunk and scare it off I don't know what to have for lunch, what should I eat?

TankII7871 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 9:50:48 AM)
i hear chimpmunk BBQ is very tasty of course i do live out in the country where if you can kill it someone will eat it. i own my company and im tired of working here how can i get fired

amaidiamond -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 10:13:24 AM)
douse yourself in lighter fluid and play with matches :) my brain hurts, what should i do?

BlindDescent -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 10:23:41 AM)
Use shorter Q tips ..... I ran out of lotion; what should I use to masturbate with today?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 10:28:03 AM)
grab the first person who has lotion and have them masturbate you instead. How do I get rid of all my lotion I have stock piled?

amaidiamond -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 10:36:38 AM)
Masterbate 24/7 then when sore from that masturbate everyone you see :) I am horny and not allowed to masturbate, what should I do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 1:15:26 PM)
Go out and buy/catch some lizards... stick your horny's on them... then sell them as horny lizards! My back is itchy and I can't reach the itchy spot... what can I do?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 4:10:55 PM)
Find someone who has a power grinder and get them to grind down the itchy spot The local Home Depot is being invaded by women, how do I get them to go back the Crappy Tire?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 7:20:28 PM)
Not exactly sure what the Crappy Tire is, but spread the rumor that free chocolate is being given away there. Bear is discriminating against women at Home Depot, what should be done?

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