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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 2:52:15 PM   
Gauge


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I've got 30 pages worth of papers due in the next week, what should I do about them?


Sit on the Collarme message boards for endless hours and then the day before they are due then write the papers.


The filing is piling up in my office... HELP!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 4:01:37 PM   
knees2you


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They will find a place for all that
paper work, even if it means
throwing it out the window.
Say do You have a dozen or so bananas?

"The Mistress I just met is bigger then me
down below what should I do?"

Always, Ant

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 4:57:06 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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I keep getting this pain in my side.  What should I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 5:03:34 PM   
knees2you


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and just submitt to them.

My House is covered with frogs, what can I do.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 5:13:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: knees2you

Stop Eating Your Doms toys,
and just submitt to them.

My House is covered with frogs, what can I do.

Always, Ant



You will have to move to a new house, bring the frogs with you there, and then move again so that they are completely confused.
 
My dog is barking at the cat in the tree...what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 5:23:08 PM   
HouseofBear


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I am going to a costume party, what should I wear in order to avoid trolling males?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 6:02:32 PM   
MistyMenthal


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I have more Hair on my lower half then I do on the top of my head.
What can I do?

KISS ME, Misty

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 6:34:59 PM   
darq


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I'm sooooo sensative that everytime I read anything on these boards I go through an entire box of kleenex. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/25/2006 6:38:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		"I'm sooooo sensative that everytime I read anything on these boards I go through an entire box of kleenex. What can I do?
darq"

buy pampers. 
 
My email box is s'times full and s'times empty; which is better?
 
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< Message edited by candystripper -- 4/25/2006 6:39:35 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 12:04:03 PM   
Gauge


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My email box is s'times full and s'times empty; which is better?


Block all email and then find out how you feel after a year or so.


I am having a friend, that I have not seen in a long time, over for dinner and I would like to make something special... perhaps unusual. Any thoughts?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 12:07:41 PM   
mnottertail


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I am far behind in my housekeeping, what do I do to catch it up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 12:16:09 PM   
Guest
 get a sub?  OOOPs, I said that out loud!  Carry on.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 12:22:31 PM   
mnottertail


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12 you goof!  I didn't get to be 52 years old and alone by being good at relationships, nevertheless a novel idea!

Ron

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 1:04:40 PM   
yourMissTress


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I am far behind in my housekeeping, what do I do to catch it up?


Kerosene, matches, and run like hell.
 
I need help with my lust for gay porn, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 2:09:52 PM   
Gauge


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I need help with my lust for gay porn, what should I do?


Get gay porn of Don King and Mike Tyson in a hot tub together doing the wild thang. That should do the trick.


My computer keeps overheating, is this normal? If not, what should I do?

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 3:15:13 PM   
candystripper


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Status: offline 		Yes, it is normal.  A person's body heat is collected by solar panels in the monitor.
 
No need to act, just sit further back from the pc.
 
i'm bored; should i write s'thing?
 
candystripper

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 5:34:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: candystripper

Yes, it is normal.  A person's body heat is collected by solar panels in the monitor.
 
No need to act, just sit further back from the pc.
 
i'm bored; should i write s'thing?
 
candystripper


Surely.... I think you should write a short essay on the positive effects of second hand smoke.


I cut the toenail {big toe} on my right foot way too short and it looks like it might be ingrown? What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 6:22:59 PM   
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i cant stop playing with myself
any ideas

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 10:20:59 PM   
Gauge


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i cant stop playing with myself any ideas


Yes. Ground yourself and confine yourself to your room. If that doesn't work, encase your naughty bits in quick drying cement.


My electric bill is too high. How can I lower it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/26/2006 10:38:36 PM   
slavejali


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Status: offline 		Wire up your whole house to a bicycle and battery and generate power that way.

I have 3 hours worth of housework to do and only 30 minutes to do it in... Any advice?



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