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LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2007 10:57:14 PM)
Tie up the prosecutor who is trying her for perjury, do evil things to him, and take pictures of it, then threaten to expose him if he doesn't throw the case. I just saw Mirrormask. How do I convince everyone that Neil Gaiman's quote, 'teach a man to fish, and one day he'll have a pond full of exploding koi' is the absolute cleverest random comment ever?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/14/2007 12:26:00 PM)
Tie everyone up with barb-wire, kneeling on uncooked rice, listening to whiney & horribly pitched childrens songs for a few days. They'll agree with any/everything you say afterwards. How do I convince the bank that I need a car loan even though I don't (yet) have a job?

GhitaAmati -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/14/2007 2:21:09 PM)
hold a gun to the tellers head and tell them to hand over all the money... How do I get a job?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/14/2007 6:37:06 PM)
Help Mikal with the loan application......supply guns and backup. They have a couple of openings in the prison laundry, and those orange jumpsuits look cool! I am having disturbing visions about women's prison cell scenes........how can I get this out of my head?

GhitaAmati -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/14/2007 6:46:14 PM)
go through with it..nothing gets a fantasy out of your head like living it does! break into a prison if you need to..better yet become a corrections officer and force the prisoners to bow to your will... Im having trouble getting nyrisa out of my head...any ideas?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/14/2007 8:21:44 PM)
Break into her house, and bow to her will. [:D] I'm feeling kinda lonely... help? sniffle

LadyPact -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/14/2007 9:47:09 PM)
Granted. You just need to come to the realization that W/we are all here with you. Due to circumstances beyond My control, it seems that I would be putting that dungeon in the 'spare' room after all. What should I do?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/15/2007 11:15:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Due to circumstances beyond My control, it seems that I would be putting that dungeon in the 'spare' room after all. What should I do? Maximize the small space by placing hooks around the wall to hang your spare subs until needed. Knock out the dividing wall, and incorporate the kitchen into the dungeon. Who wants to cook, anyway? and the oven makes a great cage. quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa I am having disturbing visions about women's prison cell scenes........how can I get this out of my head? (oddly enough, I had a dream about being incarcerated in a women's prison last night. Yeeeks! Remind me never to think such things before bed again. Those chicks are ROUGH! How can I keep from thinking disturbing thoughts and later dreaming about them>

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/15/2007 2:30:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa How can I keep from thinking disturbing thoughts and later dreaming about them? Get a lobotomy... you won't have to think much afterwards. Hmmm... I think I may have turned nyrisa into a drooling hunk of flesh... how do I correct this?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/15/2007 2:38:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Hmmm... I think I may have turned nyrisa into a drooling hunk of flesh... how do I correct this? Leave her as is. Being a drooling hunk of flesh will make her the perfect sub for a Twue Dom, and will greatly multiply her chances of finding the perfect partner. I think I may be happier as a Stepford Wife. How can I accomplish this?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/15/2007 8:53:11 PM)
Take many nude photos and send them out to every guy on the site. It's Stepford wife lesson 1. No better place to start then at the beginning. I'm really hoping to get some nude photos soon in my email. How will I know they are really of the person that sent them to me?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/15/2007 9:30:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ready4srvce4all I'm really hoping to get some nude photos soon in my email. How will I know they are really of the person that sent them to me? Because this is online! Who would get online and try to be deceitful to anyone? You can absolutely trust anything told to you by the faceless ones behind the computer screens. As a trust building excercise, go ahead and wire the contents of your bank account to me, and wait by the computer for the money to be transferred back to you. You will be astonished at how much you will learn about humankind from this. smiles benevolently I expect to come into some money shortly. How can I go about hiding the trail of evidence leading back to my computer?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/16/2007 10:05:34 AM)
Don't worry about it... your computer operated in a virtual reality, so everything you do is anonymous and untraceable. But, to be on the safe side, use a Swiss bank account. It's Monday and I want it to be over soon. How do I accomplish this?

LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/16/2007 5:45:26 PM)
Pull the Fire Alarm, scream dramatically, and run from your office. Then, soothe your fire-alarm-ruffled nerves with a few Monday Margaritas! I wanna margarita, but there isn't any mix in the house. How can I have a margarita without having to do anything, or pay for it?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/16/2007 8:52:59 PM)
Get the Mexican ladie who lives next to you drunk... her name is Margarita. Should I be concerned that the above advice could be construed as being rude?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/17/2007 5:45:37 PM)
Only one way to know for sure, you and I will just have to enjoy a couple pitchers of margaritas. If I ravish you for hours, then you know you gave the proper advice. I just gave a nice young lady the impression that I wanted to get her drunk just so I could screw her all night long. How do I make that impression a reality?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/17/2007 9:52:19 PM)
Bring a case of tequila, and a dozen viagra. I am afraid I have just advised someone to screw himself into a heart attack. Should I feel guilty?

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/18/2007 9:50:40 AM)
Update your Red Cross CPR training and set yourself free.!!!! Stevie Ray Vaughn or George Thorogood?

SadisticStreak -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/18/2007 10:55:32 AM)
Yes, but since you didn't play this game correctly, you do not pass go, do not collect $200, and in fact, must pay everyone else $50. I'm ticked off with all the people who never respond to my messages. What, if anything, should I do?

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/18/2007 12:23:40 PM)
Treat yourself for Lyme Disease. Capital One keeps asking what's in my wallet...should I tell them?

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